Fucked Up Japan

Many of us, and by us I mean you (plural) and not me at all, would love to be able to summon the courage to just go out on the street and start talking to a random loli - maybe invite her back for a coffee or something(?). Well, now you can “level up” your loli skills with the help of this excellent new training DVD entitled “Just watching” (or in Japanese, miteru dake). The DVD features a loli literally just looking at you, so you can practice what you’re going to say without fear of being horribly rejected.

Here’s an awesome clip. Listen out for the little moan at the end…

Not that it matters, but the DVD also features non-lolis. Whatever!

Original story via [JapanProbe]

If you prefer your lolis to be talking and showing more than just their face (I swear I didn’t mean it like that), take your pick from anyone of the imouto.tv models. YouTube user ImaxMovie has collected quite a few it seems…

By the way, if you had subscribed to the FuckedUpJapan VideoFeed (powered by listpod.tv), these videos would have already been downloaded to your iTunes or other podcatcher software by now! I’m just saying, that’s all…

UPDATE:

Moeside reminded me of another internet loli-alike you might be interested in. She goes by the name Magibon on youtube, and like Marmite, you’ll either love her or hate her.

Watch as an adorable father and daughter duo perform what one youtube uploader describes as “butt baseball”, as they each strip various layers of assorted shorts and flex their ass muscles. Entertainment at its best.

As one youtube commenter describes:

more Michael Jackson fappage