Fucked Up Japan

For those of you who are complete n00bs to this whole living in Japan thing, you will probably find the site nihonhacks.com quite useful. It features a bunch of fellow Japan noobies giving advice about saving 10 yen here and there and other little known conveniences in Japan. Like this recent “hack”, send in by reader Heidi who says:

Here is a Nihon Hack that some people may not know (if it hasn’t been posted yet). Living in Japan, one difficulty I have found is finding easy access to western style toliets. Sometimes you can end up in line waiting for a long time, or be unfortunate enough to not find a bathroom at all. the best soultion to this problem is the ever amazing convienience store (conbini)! Usually there is a clean, western style bathroom in most of your major name brand conbini’s like Lawson’s or 7/11. This has been a real life savor in busy places like Osaka!

Do spare a thought for poor Heidi, who was obviously disabled in a horrendous car crash and has been rendered unable to squat (or spell), thus can only use the advanced and far superior Western style of toilet. Hey Heidi - the convenience store also sells chocolate bars - did you know that?

Well, here’s my fucked-japan hack submission for you (if you are a complete ‘tard, that is)! Living in Japan, I often find myself hanging around bars and eventually wanting to piss. Sometimes I want to piss just once on the way home, sometimes even more! In situations like these, I find the best solution is to remember the Japanese custom of pissing anywhere, anytime. You see old Japanese men do it all the time, so fuck it - you should too. Japanese people are forever wanting foreigners to behave more like Japanese - now would be a damn good time to start!

(Image: zombiepanda)

Do you have any useful fucked-Japan hacks? Add them to the comments and I will republish them with no benefits whatsoever for you.

Seriously though, do check out the site as there some real treasures in there. If however, you have an issue with pissing (or shitting) into holes in the ground (aka Japanese style toilets), I suggest you read our previous post all about adult diapers.

One more random Japanese urine related pic if you read the full post…

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Summer is nearly over, but there’s still a little time to bring some British culture to Japan in the form of strawberries and cream.

BYOCAT (Bring your own cream and tea)

Source: our new partner, temporarily being hosted on our server space until they have themselves up and running.. [Cute Little JGirls]

Found some even more awesome pictures from Wonfest 2008 over at AkibaBlog, and decided to put them into a new gallery. Will be sure to upload more truly fucked up figures as they trickle out over the next couple of days~ Enjoy!

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ps: The girl on the bike one isn’t all that fucked up really, I just thought it was fucking awesome.

Hey y’all. I made a fail picture for the awesome failblog.org, so please show some love and go check out the voting page. It might not be there yet though as there’s quite a backlog, so be sure to check the awesome fail pics on the front page too.

Here’s the other part of the image. It’s actually being sold as a dakimura (big huggy pillow for otaku), one side of which has this futanari “girl”, and the other side has a big veiny penis. Not want?