Fucked Up Japan

Third World Media, which appears to specialize in Asian productions (are they trying to say something there?) has released a new movie for those enjoy to watching whale hunting. Their site describes it the best:

Sachiko is better known in Japan as “Yokotuna”. Her nickname comes from sumo, but in actuality her ancestors came from the Pacific ocean. She comes from the white-skinned Beluga variety, with large deposits of blubber from her head, straight down to each fatty fin. She flops around on the bed like a fish out of water, sitting, rolling and crushing any object she can lay her massive body weight into. Her mammaries are huge and sag long and low, close to her stomach. No whale can go without food for long, as she gets her chubby fins on a super-sized Japanese bento (box lunch), to fuel her up for some marine mammal-like copulation. With minimal chewing, she nearly inhales the entire meal, before a skinny fish comes in to try to tame her appetite. She lays like a beached whale with sloppy pubic hair, while the skinny fish ponders where to begin. There is a lot of ground to cover, so he wisely begins by feeding her a taste of his male reproductive organ. Like a small minnow swimming in and out of a Belugas mouth, she hardly has to open to swallow him whole. Lots of lard hides her very dark, moist and hairy hole. She is ready and waiting, as he works his hardest to find her fuck hole. He finally gets it, banging her from behind, as her rolls of blubber sway in rhythm with her quadruple stomachs.

Witness the horror of a flailing beached whale, unable to pull itself free from the rocks…

[via fleshbot, thirdworld media]

Kei is one word for style, for example when talking about fashion. All my students right now seem to think they’re princess-kei - which means they (try to) dress like a real princess presumably would. Big fail, I can tell you.

This girl is loli-kei. She dresses like a fucking elementary school student. And the paipan part of the title, that means shaved. As if you didn’t know that.

Actress is Seira Takahashi - movie is uncensored presumably as it was intended for sale abroad even if the title is all in Japanese. Her talent is being shaved, judging by her other movies. And boy, what a talent.

Download and try!

What an ingenious idea to put all the varieties of loli into a museum for safekeeping - until some nasty Japanese men break in and start abusing the loli’s. Bad men. On the plus side, you can watch!

Download now from [piratebay]

Japanese are traditionally rather reserved when it comes to being intimate in public. Holding hands is OK, but anything beyond that, even a little peck on the cheek is out of bounds, and will be considered “meiwaku” (a nuisance) to those around you.

As you can see though school kids nowadays just don’t give a crap about those kind of rules.

Even the little ones are barefacedly defiant against the tradition~

.Caption in top right reads, I think “Look Mom! The kids can wash the car by themselves“.
Fortunately, gaijin (foreigners) like myself are forgiven for our barbaric ways… I warned my japanese girlfriend before we started going out that I would be kissing her (if not touching her up~) in public, so she was prepared. As for outdoor sex? It’s on my girls to-do list, but I’m not too keen on the idea of ants in my asscrack. I’ve seen a Japanese couple going at it once though - a businessman and a hooker in a pretty off-the-beaten-track hiking route in Northern Kyoto. Urgh, it was kinda gross actually. Annoying thing is, they were blocking the riverside hiking route we were walking down. Inconsiderate bastards. We couldn’t pass by any other route, and if we got any closer that they would know we had seen them… what do you do in a situation like that? We decided to backtrack our steps a little, then come around the corner again really noisily, so they would get the message there were people coming and they should bloody well clear off now. Maybe they really wanted to be seen though? Later at little mountain train station, they both went up to the bridge over the train tracks that connects platforms, and while guy stood behind the railings, the random hooker went down on him. His emotionless face scared me the most.

Some girls really don’t mind baring it all in public~ like this little cutie! Click the pic for more full size NSFW photos.

I love the way my auto spellchecker is telling me wonderwank isn’t a real word, silly Apple…
I’m sure a lot of my readers are wannabe otaku, so I hope this post serves as a warning to how depraved the world of figurines can go, and why you should get out now. Over the past few days, an awful lot of pictures and material has emerged from the Wonderfest 2008 otaku-orgy, where toy makers show off their latest erotic figurines and cosplayers get to carry fake guns and swords - so I thought we should take a look at some highlights, if you can call them that. Just don’t expect any otaku oriented wank material like details of the company / figurine name and plastic material used in production of the figure, dimensions etc; because you should know by now I don’t write shit like that…
Oh and be warned, this is a long post so you’ll need to click on “read more” to see all of the wonderful photos~

Human nature is a funny thing. As little boys, we have all at some point once checked our sisters barbie doll’s private bits, only to find painted on white knickers or a stubby mass of skin coloured nothingness. But most of us grow out of that and eventually get laid. It saddens me to think that otaku still run around doll fairs taking photos like this…
[akibablog]

More of the freak show after the jump…

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Here for you perusal is a selection of top quality kinky, fetish, and fucked up porn from Japan. Each is a torrent, and you’ll need to register a free username at Akiba Online forums before the links will work.

Bondage Girl - Hitomi Hayasaka

Here at Fucked Up / Secret Japan, we’re all about multiculturalism and cultural awareness, so I thought to start off with, a little traditional rope bondage would be in order. In Japanese, the practice is refered to as “nawa shibari”, meaning literally “typing up with rope”, or “kinbaku”, which refers to it’s use in a sexual nature. Anyway, have fun educating yourself culturally, try not to get yourself in a twist, and then move on to the next video!

[torrent link here, remember to register first!]

The girl loves fish ~

Man, even I couldn’t download this one, and that’s saying something. This girl seems to be *really* into her fish, and I wouldn’t mind if it was just sticking fish in random orifices - I mean everyone does that, right? But the scenes of her eating the raw fish with guts and blood all over the place, damn that’s freaky. Have fun!

[torrent here]

The Story of 3 Sisters ~ Loli

Finally, to really fuck you up~ Entirely legal, these girls are all over 18, but they look abnormally young (like a lot of Japanese girls actualy) and pretend to be elementary school age sisters. You can check out a preview (warning: NSFW, movie will start on auto so make sure volume is turned down) at the LADYxLADY studio site here. As far as I can tell from the preview, the sisters of the Asakura household are a happy little bunch who get home before mummy does, and being bored as they are, decide to please each other sexually rather than just play Nintendo Wii, or even go down the fucking park. Enjoy (?)

[give me the torrent now!]