Fucked Up Japan

Wow. Just, wow… This is a monumental day for Japanese fetishes I believe, and frankly I don’t see how much more shocking we can get after this. Previously only in the realm of hentai manga, the glory of tentacle sex has finally been realised on the silver screen in no less than 3 SOD porno releases.

The true wonder of these movies truly cannot be described with words, but suffice to say they involve swirling uncut sausage mince meat at one point and custom made thorny vibrator skins, with overtures of badly dubbed slime and grunting noises.

Enjoy!

(Here is another cover from 1 of the 3 movies included in this set)

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Found some even more awesome pictures from Wonfest 2008 over at AkibaBlog, and decided to put them into a new gallery. Will be sure to upload more truly fucked up figures as they trickle out over the next couple of days~ Enjoy!

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ps: The girl on the bike one isn’t all that fucked up really, I just thought it was fucking awesome.

Kei is one word for style, for example when talking about fashion. All my students right now seem to think they’re princess-kei - which means they (try to) dress like a real princess presumably would. Big fail, I can tell you.

This girl is loli-kei. She dresses like a fucking elementary school student. And the paipan part of the title, that means shaved. As if you didn’t know that.

Actress is Seira Takahashi - movie is uncensored presumably as it was intended for sale abroad even if the title is all in Japanese. Her talent is being shaved, judging by her other movies. And boy, what a talent.

Download and try!

A pack of photobooks (500+ high quality scans!) and TV clips of Aki Hoshino. Anyone would think the person who collected this little lot together is a bit of an obsessive freak.

Well they’re not! She’s just the cutest idol there is and everybody should be able to share in her cuteness. So, enjoy. Here’s the covers of the photobooks to give you a taste.

Download now from PirateBay (1.8 gb) …

Today I have an old Japanese movie for you, of the Yakuza-style-tough-girls-on-motorbikes-running-around-Kyoto style. Awesome movie, English subs with tough-girl Japanese language, nearly all filmed on location in central Kyoto. I realise the cover makes it look a little like a porn flick, but I promise you it isn’t.

Sukeban gerira (1972)

Miko Sugimoto is the leader of the Red Helmet Gang, a biker girl gang from Shinjuku who winds up in Kyoto and make a bid to take over the local girl gangs there. Successful for a short time in ruling the streets it isn’t long before Miko and her crew run afoul of the local Yakuza, and are forced to turn to Reiko Ike, a ronin Yakuza girl, and sister to one of the top Yakuza in Kyoto, for help, leading to a murderous showdown at a small coastal resort.

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This movie is being redistributed as part of the Pinky Violence Collection, a selection of Japanese girl violent movies. If anyone can find a source for the rest of this collection, please let me know!

“The Pinky Violence Collection - Includes Audio CD (Criminal Woman: Killing Melody/ Terrifying Girls’ High School: Lynch Law Classroom/ Girl Boss Guerilla/ Delinquent Girl Boss: Worthless To Confess)” (Kazuhiko Yamaguchi, Norifumi Suzuki, Atsushi Mihori)

Based on the novel by Takami Koushun, Battle Royale become highly controversial in a short time. The plot is simple - in effort to curb truancy and misbehaving students, the Japanese government enacts the B.R. act, in which a class of high school students is chosen at random and forced to play a real life last-man standing death match on a remote island. Though the plot is simplistic and the blood flows freely, the strength of this movie lies in the characterization and their interactions throughout.

The first time I watched this, I thought it was just a great movie, if a little excessive with gore - though this can only be expected with subject matter in question. Then I moved to Japan and began teaching Japanese schools, and it suddenly took on a whole new level. I began to really associate with some of the characters and consequently it became a whole lot more moving experience.

Either way, it’s an amazing film and a must-see for anyone even slightly interested in Japanese culture, schooling, and high school girls maiming each other. The gore takes a back seat as you begin to care about each of the poor students chosen and their individual motivations. Go get the directors cut now, @ PirateBay.

Plot Outline:

Ami (Minase Yashiro, in her film debut) is a tough but otherwise average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world comes crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by ruthless bullies.

As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies’ association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother (Asami) of her brother’s slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop, over-the-top kill fest against the equally creative machinery (drill bra, flying guillotine) of their relentless ninja enemies.

Download now @ Piratebay.org then buy the DVD @ Amazon

Want more torrent downloads? Write more comments, and I’ll consider it! Actually, I’ll be adding more in the coming weeks anyway, but just wanted to let you know I do really appreciate any and all comments.

Also, we haven’t forgotten about the promised video interview with our very own gaijin host, so make sure you write questions you want asked in the comments of Tales from a Gaijin Host pt. 1