Fucked Up Japan

A recent news report reveals the shocking truth about how hard is to put on an adult diaper, and the intrepid reporter tries the new brand that has spent years of time and millions of tax payers money in development. His findings are what we, the viewers, were suspecting all along (whilst clinging onto the plastic sheets of our baby cribs) - the waist of this new brand is indeed stretchier than anything other adult diaper, ever. Riveting stuff, but don’t take my word for it.

Think he got unwillingly roped into that report? Bullcrap, I suspect he volunteered. All Japanese guys are babies at heart, they just want a girl to mother them and take care of their food and washing. Can’t blame them really, since most of them see more of the office than their family home. It’s not just the boys though, apparently.

A common situation in overworked Japan - coming home from a tiring day at the office, the stress of being a Japanese salaryman can often be alleviated by mama. You can relax as mother reads to you, feeds you her special milk and changes that dirty diaper, you bad boy you…

Alternatively, you could just adopt your own baby and then proceed to dress her up in a pig mask and dummy, while you prepare her bedtime snack of poo-mix. Getting ready for bed has never been more fun than with clothes pegs to the entire face, and a damn good massage of the high speed vibration variety in all the wrong places.

Kei is one word for style, for example when talking about fashion. All my students right now seem to think they’re princess-kei - which means they (try to) dress like a real princess presumably would. Big fail, I can tell you.

This girl is loli-kei. She dresses like a fucking elementary school student. And the paipan part of the title, that means shaved. As if you didn’t know that.

Actress is Seira Takahashi - movie is uncensored presumably as it was intended for sale abroad even if the title is all in Japanese. Her talent is being shaved, judging by her other movies. And boy, what a talent.

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Watch as an adorable father and daughter duo perform what one youtube uploader describes as “butt baseball”, as they each strip various layers of assorted shorts and flex their ass muscles. Entertainment at its best.

As one youtube commenter describes:

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