Fucked Up Japan

Fucking. Awesome.

Those are the only two words needed to describe this amazing new “augmented reality” device. Just watch the fucking video already.

Dubbed a “virtual girlfriend to beat up” by Feminist ‘tards who got hold of the story (you should read the comment threads at their site - always good for a laugh), she will busy herself cleaning when bored. You can “playfully” abuse her, dress her up in a variety of costumes, and give her little presents which she squeals with delight to. Actually, she’s not that far off from the majority of real Japanese girls. This amazingly cute new genre of webcam toy is most definitely not a joke, as some commenters on various sites have suggested. “Alice” is on sale now from Amazon Japan for around $100, and obviously I have already placed an order just for sheer novelty value. Sorry to say it can only be shipped within Japan currently - unless you want to pay me in which case I’ll see what I can do).

Akiba research blog reports on a gang of girlie bikers (bousouzoku, “ladies”), who complete with their tricked out motorbikes, rode suddenly into Akiba last week parading in random cosplay outfits. Awesome. Lady biker gangs are pretty rare nowadays anyway, but to see them doing cosplay randomly is quite a privilege.

A recent news report reveals the shocking truth about how hard is to put on an adult diaper, and the intrepid reporter tries the new brand that has spent years of time and millions of tax payers money in development. His findings are what we, the viewers, were suspecting all along (whilst clinging onto the plastic sheets of our baby cribs) - the waist of this new brand is indeed stretchier than anything other adult diaper, ever. Riveting stuff, but don’t take my word for it.

Think he got unwillingly roped into that report? Bullcrap, I suspect he volunteered. All Japanese guys are babies at heart, they just want a girl to mother them and take care of their food and washing. Can’t blame them really, since most of them see more of the office than their family home. It’s not just the boys though, apparently.

A common situation in overworked Japan - coming home from a tiring day at the office, the stress of being a Japanese salaryman can often be alleviated by mama. You can relax as mother reads to you, feeds you her special milk and changes that dirty diaper, you bad boy you…

Alternatively, you could just adopt your own baby and then proceed to dress her up in a pig mask and dummy, while you prepare her bedtime snack of poo-mix. Getting ready for bed has never been more fun than with clothes pegs to the entire face, and a damn good massage of the high speed vibration variety in all the wrong places.

Kei is one word for style, for example when talking about fashion. All my students right now seem to think they’re princess-kei - which means they (try to) dress like a real princess presumably would. Big fail, I can tell you.

This girl is loli-kei. She dresses like a fucking elementary school student. And the paipan part of the title, that means shaved. As if you didn’t know that.

Actress is Seira Takahashi - movie is uncensored presumably as it was intended for sale abroad even if the title is all in Japanese. Her talent is being shaved, judging by her other movies. And boy, what a talent.

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Click the oversized thumbnail for an even bigger version that’s good enough to be your desktop *hint hint*.

Also, had a request for the pic that’s on my twitter homepage, so here that is for you! Just in case you don’t know, her name is Aki Hoshino and despite being in her 30s, she remains to the hottest Japanese girl alive. I’ll be putting together a little torrent Aki-pack soon, so keep your eyes glued! Until then, more Aki Hoshino pics from Google Images!

As for the results of the last poll, hit the jump and scroll down!

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Some foreign otaku girls with balls decided to go out and cosplay on the streets, going so far as to offer tours around the district’s geek highlights…

Well, at least they’re not hideous. One might even go so far as to say mildly pretty. Obviously, we would prefer a little j-loli, but they will do for today. Gotta give these Canada and America university students credit for trying to make a little extra cash. I wonder how they would react if Mr. Low-Angler turned up to get some panchira shots? And speaking of panchira, thanks to dannychoo user BandAid for this superb shots, who spends everyday scouring the net for panty shots. Wonderful!

So what do our foreign tourists think of these foreign cosplay imposters?! Moe, apparently.

[via akibaos]