UPDATE: Links working again - all been updated with the new domain. Happy wanking!

Came here just for dirty Japanese pornographic material did you? Good on you - don’t fret, I’ve got you sorted guvnor. There is a wonderful page out there on the internets that indexes the shit-ton of free porn at YourFileHost and sorts it into genre etc, but sadly for you it’s written entirely in Japanese….

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Well, while Japan may be fucked in more ways than number of times a j-girl can be bukkaked onto, you certainly are not - because we here at fuckedupjapan.com are here to help you. Before I get onto the porn keywords, I should maybe tell you about the interface a little, just so you know where you’re gonna be clicking while spanking the monkey.

On the left are thumbnails to the different pieces of the movie available. Click on these to open the file in a new window.

On the right is a boxshot of the DVD it was taken from and a short ~I dunno~ shall we say plot summary?

If there’s more than one movie, there will be about 5 listed per page. The random orange Japanese characters are all the different porno keyword links. Don’t bother clicking on them, just come back here for the translations.

So without further ado, choose your own adventure!

Starting with the not so obvious and fucked up fetishes, here are some direct links, with Japanese transliteration where appropriate:

  • Bukkake - lots of cumming on her face
  • Iramachio - forced blowjobs
  • Apron Wearing - I guess its like a maid thing?
  • Cosplay - dressing up in random costumes. The core of geek culture
  • Slender - a category dedicated to skinny girls.
  • China Dress - a kind of cosplay
  • Panchira - peeking a glimpse of girls panties
  • Bloomers - those hideous blue shorts that all schoolchildren must wear underneath their skirt or during PE lessons
  • Hotel - Some people get off on watching hotel room sex, right?
  • Maid (costume)
  • Loli - actresses dressed to look like preteens or schoolgirls. Usually have naturally young looking faces, hideously high squeely voices and personalities slightly less mature than an 7 year old girl still in her Barbie phase.
  • Nakadashi - literally means cumming inside. Is there an official term for this in Western porn?
  • Gymnastics - !?
  • School uniform
  • High school girls
  • Female teachers
  • Kyonyuu - big breasts, but naturally big breasts on Japanese girls are as rare as Jesus. Which is to say, they never existed and will never come back! Hooo-hah!
  • Female ejaculation (shiofuki) - also the phrase used to describe the spouting of water from a whales blow hole.

And the more vanilla porn flavours~:
Threesomes /
Secretaries /
Pissing /
Breasts /
Masturbation /
Celebrities - though a bit of misnomer since foreigners are unlikely to know any famous Japanese people (there aren’t any, to be honest, not outside of Japan anyway) /
Nurses /
Breast fucking /
Shaved pussy /
Rape /
Lesbian /
Nipples /
Housewives /
Amateur /

Have any other fetishes or genres you’d like links added for? Write in the comments and I’ll make it happen!

Downloading the free porn:

…can now be achieved the YourFileHost Downloader! Just paste the yourfilehost url in the little box and click download! Free porn for all!