We’ve moved to lickmychopstick.com is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

A great pink movie for you this week featuring my favourite j-girl ever, Reiko Ike. Criminal Woman: Killing Melody focuses on a group of delinquent girls in prison. Tossed in the slammer for attacking her father’s yakuza killer, Maki (Reiko Ike) is hell-bent on avenging her fathers death. After proving herself in a knife fight against a fellow prisoner (played by Miki Sugimoto), Maki and the inmates form a gang — and plot bloody bad-girl vengeance on the murderer.

With lots of girly violence and nudity, this is a 5-star recommend. Download now at AsiaTorrents.com (free registration).

Criminal Woman: Killing Melody 1973 is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Wow – this is a new one, and frankly it’s utterly gross. “Japans most slender girl”, a 19 year old university student, weighs in at a paltry 35kg and 162cm tall. The kind of sex I have would probably break her little bones in too many places, though.

“Japans most slender girl” has been added to the dodgy DVD archive gallery:

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Skinniest girl porn is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Aren’t the kids in this photo just so damn cute? Ever wondered why? Well, according to this Asahi news article there is a disturbing new trend among young children going for professional hair removal treatments. One mother says she caught her elementary age daughter accidentally cut herself after trying to remove unwanted hair with a pair of scissors, and had no choice but to take her to get treatment. Some of the excuses given: “my friends say I’m too hairy”, “I worry about the way others perceive me” and “the boys were making fun of me”.

While it’s obviously something the mother should have been able to explain without taking her to the hair removal clinic, this only demonstrates the susceptibility of Japanese kids to school bullying. Suicides even in elementary school are disturbingly high.

One hair removal clinic chain in southern Japan reports it performed over 400 procedures on children aged from 3 to 18, though I suspect the majority of those were on high school ages. Still, the fact that someone took their 3 year old child to get hair removal treatment should be grounds for a child abuse case.

Japanese kids getting pro hair removal treatments is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Delivery Health or DERI-HERU as it’s officially called her is a legally run call-girl service. Japan newbies who come to live here are often shocked the sheer amount of pornographically filthy fliers that find their way into everyones mailbox – those fliers are for various deri-heru services. While not officially offering sex, they do offer everything else in an easy to understand “service menu” on the fliers. They’re a good way to learn about the Japanese names for sexual acts, but I’ll tell you about that another day.

In the meantime, checkout the huge gallery of Pink Chirashi scans!

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And, please, add your own if you have any:

(will need approval first)

Delivery Health flyers is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

News abounds of a new virus spreading via the crappy Japanese p2p networks Winny and Share, and it’s quite hilarious. Distributed as fake installed packages for popular hentai and eroge games, the virus gathers data and screenshots from offending PCs and posts their details ONLINE! The site then sends offenders an email detailing how they must pay a few hundred dollars to have their information discreetly removed from public records. The virus claims the fee is to conpensate copyright holders (since the user downloaded the software from a p2p network), but it’s obviously just a scam, and quite a good one at that.

The most notable victim so far has been the headteacher of a middle school, whom it was also discovered was harbouring child pornography. Typically for the education system here, the man has KEPT HIS JOB with what appears to be no reprimand for his crimes. He did, after all, apologise. In Japanese society, apologising is the key to getting a lighter sentence – or in this case, nothing at all. I suspect the students are having a field day ripping the piss out their principal – either that, or cowering in fear whenever they get called to the principals office for a one-on-one chat session. Oh dear.

Still, if you’re using Winny or Share, you really ought to be aware of the dangers – not only from these ridiculous perv-tagetting viruses, but also because Winny is so far the only p2p network in Japan to have been responsible for file-sharing criminal cases. Use torrents to download safely, silly.

p2p-borne virus exposes J-perverts is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Really, this is exactly why Otaku need to be shot. These fake loli panties (why is that plural, anyway?) are now sold out in the PREORDER stage from a dodgy company called brainpolice, for the extortionate price of ¥3,150. Really guys, you could probably get them for 100 yen in the store…

Apparently, they’re from a crappy little hentai anime called “Ladies vs Butlers” and are an exact replica of those worn by a particular of-legal-age character who just happens to have the body of a pre-schooler. Quite.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling for a ban of loli anime or anything. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with dodgy anime if that’s what you get off on – hell , I watch enough dodgy real porn; but when they start doing silly things like buying fake panties to get off on, you know they’re crossing some kind of line. Surely it’s exactly stuff like this that makes certain otaku take their 2D loli obsession into the real 3D world – first with some fake panties, then with some real ones, perhaps still worn by a real pre-schooler?

Still, you can hardly ban the sale of fake pre-schooler panties, can you?

Fake loli pants for $30 is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Is it just me, or do her legs looks utterly abnormal. Apparently that’s the point in this BLUE HIGHLEGS series of photosets, which always seem to feature long-legged girls in shiny blue leoptard -, not that I’m complaining or anything. Thanks JappyDolls! Looking forward to more shiny blue long legs in the future~

Abnormally long legs is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Peach-girl Momoko shows us how a Japanese bunny girl should really be done, shiny kink style. Get the full photo set from JappyDolls now.

Momoko Matsuzaki is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

If you’ve found a dodgy DVD cover then please go ahead and use the new public uplloader form below to add it to the album! Thanks, looking forward to seeing what you guys can come up with!

Please note, your upload will not appear in the gallery until I have approved it, so only upload once please!

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(ps: im working on a new php script that will make browsing these covers and associated torrent files a whole lot easier and prettier. Think that’s something you might want?)

Add your own dodgy DVD covers is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Just a little something that caught my eye in the feeds today. Download the full picture set and video at [guidenude.com]. Is she cosplaying as something in particular, or did she lose a bet with her wardrobe department?

Random Chinese Shiny Cosplay is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Pfft, I bet she watches the dubbed version anyway. And she calls herself a fan!

Britains Biggest Loser is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Another New Type Maid Cafe open in Tokyo. But looking at this picture, why are all the patrons female? Seems a little strange. Everyone knows only otaku go to maid cafes and otaku are all slimy guys with grossness dripping out of their every orifice, right?

Not so in the New Type cafe, for the maids are all, how do I say… boys. Traps. While sipping tea the girls can check out a photo album of the boys in a variety of dresses.

The one of the far right doesn’t look half bad, to be honest.

You know, even if I don’t think they’re hot, I’m happy I live in a country where they won’t get killed by crazy fundamentalist xtian wankers or backward trailer-trash. What a wonderful world the west would be without the sexual repression of hundreds of year of biggotted religious rule.

Japanese girls get a hard on for boy maids is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Aya Sato felt like her business woman job was going nowhere and really wasn’t what she wanted to do with her life, so she decided to start dressing like a cheerleader and dancing each morning outside Shinjuku station. She encourages the salarymen to “do their best” today at work (gambare!). One salaryman remarks that she’s quite genki.

Since she isn’t ass-ugly, I have to approve. What’s not to approve of? She hated her job, and followed a dream. Either that or she decided to just cash in on her nice body without going the whole way. Good on you girl, I hope those boring salarymen give you some decent tips for livening up their worthless monotonous lives. Gambare!

33 year old random cheerleader cheers on salarymen in Shinjuku is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Chiemi Takayama is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Little Yui Kurokawa, 21, shows us what a cutie in a school uniform should really look like. Put this on your desktop for the next few weeks, along with her in gym kit and mizugi (swimming costume).

want mOar?

Wallpaper: Yui Kurokawa is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Perhaps they had an art student intern; perhaps they lost the actual cover art and forced some poor philipino immigrant child to draw one instead – regardless, this is not only the ugliest DVD cover I have ever seen, it was also quite a lame porno. Despite what the shitty cover entices with regards to the content, only about 5 minutes total has these girls trussed up with their noses tied like piggies – the rest is quite lame vanilla fucking and frankly these girls are too ugly for that.

No moar, plz.

This cover has been added to the dodgy DVDs gallery:

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Prize for the ugliest DVD cover ever goes to is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

ReallyCuteAsians.net is a wonderful site I’m subscribed to in my RSS reader, and I recently rediscovered some of the most awesome reader submitted best-of galleries, like this fantastic maid collection which makes a good wallpaper for the week methinks. Best of all, they have maids of all asian nationalities – it seems Korean girls, and Chinese girls are just as hot as Japanese girls.

Check out the rest of photos and hi-res version of that one above here. [Reallycuteasians.net]

Cutest Maid Collection is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Tickle Academy is a curious series of junior idol videos, each featuring 4 girls from age 8-13 as well as inane themes like “elementary school”, “haunted house”, and “tickle monster”. The plot is thus: the girls get chased by someone, and then tickled. Sometimes they lie on the bed, sometimes they sit on an exercise machine, and sometimes they have to balance something while being tickled. It’s all quite non-sexual stuff, until the camera moves and suddenly the poor little girls panties are in shot. A whole series exists, so they must be popular. Fucked up? Survey says~

If you want to see this curiously dodgy videos yourself, you can find them all in this selection of threads at Akiba Online. (offline at time of writing, but sure it will come back soon).

I’ve added the DVD covers to the new dodgy DVDs gallery too.

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Tickle Academy is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

A government mental health report, written in the manga style as Japanese people have lost the ability to read real books, has been published to explain the difference between lolicon and pedophilia. An English language version has also been published, which you can read the full version of in the new gallery:

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Disclaimer: this isn’t actually published by the government, I just like to sensationalize occasionally. It is in fact published by a mental health clinic location next to Ueno station in Tokyo, called the Yuu Mental Health Clinic. They have a series of similar manga on their website, but only in Japanese.

Government manga report explains why lolicon and pedophilia are different is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

You like that young pussy action? Here’s some even younger pussy…

This has been a blatent SEO trap for random perverts. But now that you’re here, look around! You’re bound to find something you like!

Hot Loli Goth Pussy is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Perhaps this photoset will help get you in the mood then, with them cosplaying as a Japanese biker girl gang. [guidenude.com]

AKB48 as a biker gang is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Well, firstly they’re all Japanese. And secondly, they’re all GUYS.
Yeah.

But you know what? I’d hit it.

More crossdressing hotties at ChinaSmack.

It’s a TRAP is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

God, yes.

Download links here, and full preview pics here.

So much shiny! is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

According to sankaku, the girls aren’t allowed to speak so as not break illusion of there being “no-one inside“.

Anyway, I stole a bunch of images from around the interwebs of more kigurumi to shock and amaze, so feel free to steal in turn from the new fuckedup gallery:

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There’s no one inside! is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

This little girl nurse is gonna hunt you down, put a mask on your bitch-ass face and give you an injection of H1N9000!

…Or maybe you’re one of them types who’ll enjoy it?

Mini-mask only if you order now! Don’t delay!

Please, have nightmares for a month curtesy of this little girl is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

I tried to think of a really witty title, but the brandy affected my creativity. I seem to have cut off her face from the preview photo too. No matter. I was pretty sure her boobs aren’t really that shape, so I downloaded the whole set just to be sure. No more detailed evidence I’m afraid, but I can tell you that they look just as good in both a shiny silver and shiny metallic blue leotard as they do in this in a funny shaped black plastic cup. You can check for yourself here, too.

Oh, her name is Emi Shimizu, like you give a shit…

And since I’m in a shiny girls kind of mood, here’s some more from the same site of Emi Kobayashi. Not quite as nice as miss pastic shiny tits, but perhaps some of you are into horse-faces?

(reposted due to borked pictures in teh databases)

Shiny Black Plastic Boobies is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Dubbed “ita-psp”, the psp is the latest in a long line of ita-things. For those of you that have never heard of the term before, “ita” comes from “itai”, the Japanese word for literally “it hurts!” – but commonly used when you see something so embarassing, it hurts to look at it. Like, if you see an old fat dude cosplaying…

Somehow the “itai” aspect so called ita-psp and ita-sha has been utterly lost nowadays, similar to the way westerners think otaku is a cool term, Japanese otaku have taken the ita- preface to be a term of endearment. Poor bastards, someone should put them out of their misery.

Worryingly, there’s a fuckton more of these in the Sankaku Complex gallery.

No shame is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

…including the famous race queen clock that seemed to catch on in the gaijin blogosphere; a pretty french girls clock; as well as this trap clock which is made up entirely of “beautiful guys”, or as some of us might say, fucking gay looking guys like this:

Personally I prefer the original AV-tokei (tokei means clock in Japanese), though even that leads you to a false sense of security and then blasts this bullshit at you:

You have been warned.

Too Many Girl Clocks is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Moar here. That is all.

More Japanese girls pussy is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Was wandering through the halls of SankakuComplex and found this NekoMimi (cat ears) gallery. Very nice, if you haven’t seen already.

I wonder why it is that furries are so socially unacceptable, yet j-girls wearing cat ears and a tail are so f*cking adorable.

Nice pussy is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

A little soft pinku for today methinks, taken from asiatorrents.com. The story is about two women who left the town for some relaxtion and a family reunion. After they arrived at a beautiful village near the mountains where the beautiful sakura is mostly commonly found there. Although, there are some rumors spreading around the village about S&M barbarian perverts lurking around the village.

Download: MAGNET link. (You’ll need a magnet compatible torrent client to use this)

Magnet links enable me to share a torrent with you without actually uploading a torrent. I’ll seed for as long as I can, but I hope others will keep this alive.

Btw, If you’d like to get the site contents without the sponsored ads, I’ve set up the RSS feed to exclude them! It’s an infinitely better way to get the site content, so subscribe now.

Movie: Exotic mask in hell is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

The worlds first “sexbot” was unveiled recently at a Las Vegas porn show. Previous Japanese efforts have left us with dancing schoolgirls, but this new Roxxy sexbot from company TrueCompanion reaches all new levels of f-ugly. Perhaps they forgot to miniaturise the motors in it’s face, but that plain looks like a cross-dressing sexbot to me. In fact, its not really a robot at all, since only the pussy makes any movement at all. The main selling point is apparently it’s customizable AI routines, which range from pathetic whimpering j-girl type thing to full on dominatrix (though threatening to whip your ass while not actually being able to move would perhaps break the illusion for me). Oh, and there’s the $7000 price tag…

[sankaku complex]

ps; what are your thoughts on the sponsored ads? They pay about $5 each so a few every month is enough to cover hosting entirely, and money is the best motivator to post more. I will make sure it’s always pretty obvious that it’s a paid post by putting “sponsored” in the title.

Japan loses sexbot race, sort of is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Upskirt photography is such a rabid problem in Japan that all cameras sold here must legally have a shutter sound to alert anyone nearby that a photo is being taken – like this otaku fuck (source: sankakucomplex). It’s more of a problem in trains than on the streets of akiba, with the ability of any modern mobile phone to be easily concealed and take decent quality pictures. Even the ubiquitous dirty-foreigner iPhone couldn’t escape this requirement when it invaded the shores of Japan; despite every other iPhone on the planet understanding what “silent mode” means, the iPhone sold in Japan refuses to quieten down during intimate moments.

Until now that is! TokyoBIT.com has posted a comprehensive guide on how to delete that bastard shutter sound from the iPhone for good. Here’s hoping some nasty otaku don’t get a hold of this information to do naughty things with it!

Upskirt photography, now easier than ever with an iPhone is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

UPDATE: the invites have now all been taken. If you aren’t already, I suggest you add my feed to your RSS reader to be in with a chance next time. Thank you to all who replied.

Avistaz has recently relaunched itself as asiatorrents.com and with the new year I find myself with 3 invites to give away to lucky readers. So, if you want to get access to the best asian movies torrent site on the interwebs, with such pinku classics as “ogenki clinic”, just leave a comment here including your email address (disguised somehow if you don’t want to be spammed, like jamie AT f**ckedupjapan.com) and I’ll send one off to you. I only have 3 so these will be gone quick I expect. Not to worry if you don’t get in on the action though, I’ll try my hardest to re-up the best movies to a more public torrent site when I figure out how.

ps; you may have noticed I’ve switched the theme around again and will be tweaking the css and stuff in the coming weeks, for now I just need to see if this theme also cripples my shared hosting like the last did.

3 invites for asiatorrents.com is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Original story and pictures from Reesan @ Loneleeplanet, so please check his site out. More videos there too. He claims the videos are taken from Takeshi’s Castle, but having recently download the entire set of 8 series, I can fairly confidently say it isn’t. Does anyone know where this is really from?

J-guys getting raped by Tosa dogs is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Nice shot, more at jappydolls.net – Miina Yazawa. Not a lot else on her, seems to be a newcomer.

Miina Yazawa wet on your desktop is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Also comes in emo-edition:

Anyone with portrait desktops? is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

This is clearly a sign of the times to come though, hear me now. Sex robots for rich otaku are but a few years away now, I do here proclaim boy. Admittedly the robot in this video is quite, quite shamefully hideous. I would hump something like this given half the chance though:

Sexbot J-schoolgirls one step closer is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Who doesn’t get off on hot j-girls apologizing for random shit?

This awesome new website in aid of Apology Day on December 10th shows a different hottie for each day or the preceding month apologizing for really retarded things – like “sorry mum, the bread you baked for me was shit so I flushed it down the toilet”, or “sorry for I’m always late to work – I’m actually just chatting to my friends for too long”. This isn’t a *real* national holiday by the way, so I suspect it’s some marketing ploy for a new brand of strawberry latte cappuccino. We’ll see on the 10th!

J-girls apologize for being … is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Another classic wallpaper for this week – Hina! This is the way I like to wake up every morning, before I roll out of bed around 11 and go to get my unemployment cheque…

Full version, BT and rapidshare links etc @ Jappydolls, one of our bestest favourite sites ever!

If you’d like to get some attention to your site too, get in touch with me at jamie@fuckedupjapan.com and we’ll see what we can do! There’s a lot of link love to go around and we’re always up for more traffic.

Wake up to this is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Finally got around to re-uploading the love hotel galleries which were one of the most popular pages before the site server got wiped a few months ago. Most are taken by me, except for some of the Gang Snowman photos which I sought out to expand my collection after they closed theirs doors last year sometime. If you have a favourite SM or themed love hotel in the Osaka or Kansai area, do please let me know and I’ll to check it out.

Adonis

14 Photos

Ermitage

6 Photos

In Memoriam: Gang Snowmans

24 Photos

Hello Kitty SM room

7 Photos

 

Access the various hotel galleries through the links above or via the gallery widget on the side / bottom bars.

Love Hotel photos re-upped is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Personally, I’m not a big fan of 2D porn. In fact, I just can’t get a stiffy over shitty manga drawings. Give me real life 3D shit anyday, like this lovely little loli. Believe it or not, this is really 3D. Just cross your eyes and vary the degree until the two images that arise from double-vision converge in the center of your field of view. Your brain will naturally snap the two images together once they are close, and the loli will be revealed in all her curvey goodness. Of course, she’s a loli so there isn’t too much curviness around the boobage, but it’s a wonderful tech demo of how porn should be done.

If anyone has any links to a MOVING image like this, do tell. Until then, I’m gonna start taping together some cameras and see if I can’t make me some homebrew 3D porn. Fuck, yes.

If you can’t see the 3D-ness of this, you fail.

M0aR at Sankaku Complex, but the rest of the images are rather flat…

3D Lol(i)s is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

And fuck microsoft too, for banning my hacked xbox from the live service. As well as 3 of my friends boxes which I hacked for them. Luckily, I can buy up red-ringing broken consoles for about $20 each, then fix them up and hack them all over again, so we’ll be good for another year.

Rant out the way, here’s some random photo dumps that didn’t really belong anywhere else, and I’ll get back to regularly scheduled programming soon as I have a fucking inch of free time (gaming, btw, does not count as free time).

I can’t tell if this photo is set up, but it’s kinda cute if you can cut everything but her out of the picture… I don’t really understand why a cute little j-sub would give herself over to this kind of otaku, but whatever. Want one! (Actually, have. But that’s another story~)

Not japan related, but looking for random new fetish costumes for my own sub, came across this freaky mermaid costume. The tail is nice, but I don’t know many mermaids with shiny gold faces – I thought the whole point of a mermaid was that she was half-female? This is more like a genetic mutation of coupling a regular mermaid with the Silver-Surfer as well as being subjected to quite literally a golden shower, but tragically the mutation resulted in a lack of mouth and eyes (and poop hole) so it died pretty quickly.

Finally, you can caption this yourselves. It’s just too fucking hideous to not be shared. I think the mask really adds something – I don’t know – suicide bomber-esque? Credit to HelloKittyHell for alerting the world to this schoolgirl that should never have been…

Random photo dump is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Another classic for your desktop this week – Asuka Minami. Enjoy, full download at jappydolls.net!

Asuka Minami is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Check out the screengrabs below and you can direct-download from the Akiba-Online forums here if you’d like to see some moar. (Official SOD Site)

beastly rape orgasm lion pig horse

beastly rape orgasm lion pig horse

FAKE Bestiality porn? is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Her name is Tsukasa Aoi, 18, and I think we’d all be grateful if anyone can find any moar of her. The full photo set can be downloaded now from jappydolls.net [torrent].

Tsukasa Aoi – Holy Fucking Shit, Yes is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

FuckedUp Wallpaper: Week 1 Asami Ogawa in Black PVC is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Moar here.

When anime meets reality is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Don’t forget, fuckedupjapan still has a twitter feed with a fairly low post count, so if you subscribe I promise you won’t be twat-spammed.

Thanks again Brad, you rock.

Mysterious Firefighting Cosplay Queen story revealed is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

* Vagina sold separately (seriously)

Get your own plush Anime love doll
from the awesome Kanojo Toys webshop for only $599 including worldwide shipping. Bargain!

Vagina sold separately is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

Highlights include:

• Otaku fights!
• Otaku telling a 3D girl that she is disgusting, and refusing to apologise!
• Inside a famous maid cafe (maid@home)
• Maid performance in the studio
• Otaku playing jump rope!

Worth watching for the last point alone, I’d say.

Otaku vs Otaku is a post from: Fucked Up Japan

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