Fucked Up Japan

Wow. Just, wow… This is a monumental day for Japanese fetishes I believe, and frankly I don’t see how much more shocking we can get after this. Previously only in the realm of hentai manga, the glory of tentacle sex has finally been realised on the silver screen in no less than 3 SOD porno releases.

The true wonder of these movies truly cannot be described with words, but suffice to say they involve swirling uncut sausage mince meat at one point and custom made thorny vibrator skins, with overtures of badly dubbed slime and grunting noises.

Enjoy!

(Here is another cover from 1 of the 3 movies included in this set)

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Directed by Wakamatsu “The Pink Godfather” Koji, a man still not allowed to leave Japan due to international restrictions, Ecstasy of the Angels or “Tenshi no Koukotsu” is a 1970s movie focusing on the exploits of a group of soldiers turned anarchists. The movie flits between black and white and colour, and features copious amounts of sex and violence.

Warning: Contains large amount of revolutionary political commentary.

Download now at Piratebay, or buy the DVD (includes interview with the director) at Amazon.com.

Read a more in-depth review @ sarudama.

A gruesome but darkly hilarious short (~70m) movie about 2 female housemates who secretly hate each and are each competing for the same part in a new movie. The first half of the movie explores their relationship and we are treated to not only what they are saying to each but they are thinking too. The tense atmosphere of who will get the part, the contrast of the geeky girl and the slut, it all combines with the stresses of living together and leads to the inevitable outcome of attempting to kill each other. We’ve all been there. The fight scenes are rather humorous but certainly not for the feint hearted

Download now from Piratebay, and remember to support these girls by buying the DVD from amazon below!

2LDK デラックス版 (野波麻帆)

Language note:

The title of this movie describes a fairly typical apartment style in Japan - 2 (bed)rooms, plus living / dining / kitchen area. Actually, the apartment in the movie is huge. Here’s a more common 2LDK, which you would expect to pay around $500 - $900 / per month, plus moving in fees and “gift money” to the landlord.

Notice how the living and dining room is actually the same thing. A lot of places also combine the kitchen too. Essentially, the antiquated apartment descriptions of 2LDK are just another way of lying. Japanese people have invented a lot of ways of lying to people, but mostly this is called “culture”. Like geisha - “not whores”, they cry, “they are sophisticated artisans skilled in many artistic abilities”. Lie! They are posh whores.

I’m taking a break from dodgy porn and otaku bashing today to point out a nice little application for learning your Japanese kana, intuitively called iKana by ThinkMac software. And like all good software with an “i” in it, it runs on Mac OsX.

The advanced flashcard software will help you learn to recognize and write the character with the correct stroke order. The only drawback is that this software will only teach you Hiragana and Katakana, the basic grammatical alphabet of the Japanese language, and not the Kanji characters. But it really is a good start, and it’ll take you a while to get the kana down before you move onto the bigger squiggles of Kanji.

Get it now at PirateBay.

Personally, I learnt all the Kana about a month before moving to Japan. It was a lifesaver. Back then I didn’t have a Mac though, I used something thats basically the same on Windows by wasn’t nearly as pretty (like most windows stuff). I think it took me about another year after coming to Japan to really get the letters down to the point where I could comfortably read and write hiragana or katakana without pausing to remember the next letter. Nowadays, I’m studying Kanji in Japanese for the highest level of the Japanese language proficiency test, and have just started learning Chinese too.

UPDATE: WINDOWS

On the windows side of things, I originally used Declans flashcards which do all you’d expect as well as testing your writing by having you trace the letter in the correct order. It works pretty well I think. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look there’s anything out on the torrent scene, so instead you’ll need to find a suitable version crack and download an older version of the applications, maybe. You can find tons of cracks using the super Astalavista.box.sk

Also, reader Demonezade has kindly pointed us in the direction of the Slime Forest Adventure, a kanji learning based RPG available for both Windows and OsX. I’m downloading it now, so maybe I’ll post a full review soon. Here’s a screenshot from the site. Thanks Demonezade!

Kei is one word for style, for example when talking about fashion. All my students right now seem to think they’re princess-kei - which means they (try to) dress like a real princess presumably would. Big fail, I can tell you.

This girl is loli-kei. She dresses like a fucking elementary school student. And the paipan part of the title, that means shaved. As if you didn’t know that.

Actress is Seira Takahashi - movie is uncensored presumably as it was intended for sale abroad even if the title is all in Japanese. Her talent is being shaved, judging by her other movies. And boy, what a talent.

Download and try!

A pack of photobooks (500+ high quality scans!) and TV clips of Aki Hoshino. Anyone would think the person who collected this little lot together is a bit of an obsessive freak.

Well they’re not! She’s just the cutest idol there is and everybody should be able to share in her cuteness. So, enjoy. Here’s the covers of the photobooks to give you a taste.

Download now from PirateBay (1.8 gb) …

What an ingenious idea to put all the varieties of loli into a museum for safekeeping - until some nasty Japanese men break in and start abusing the loli’s. Bad men. On the plus side, you can watch!

Download now from [piratebay]