Fucked Up Japan

Sir Lee of TokyoTimes managed to find a used panty machine and took some pictures before purchasing a pair. Just kidding Lee. Go check out TokyoTimes for more pictures. I suspect that since the sale of real used panties was actually outlawed a few years ago, like most used panties being sold these days they are entirely faked, and most likely have a little skunk piss lotion dripped on them to make them seem realistically soiled. Not that I’ve ever bought any, you understand - I have my own girlfriends soiled panties to get off on so I hardly need to pay for the privilege.

A recent news report reveals the shocking truth about how hard is to put on an adult diaper, and the intrepid reporter tries the new brand that has spent years of time and millions of tax payers money in development. His findings are what we, the viewers, were suspecting all along (whilst clinging onto the plastic sheets of our baby cribs) - the waist of this new brand is indeed stretchier than anything other adult diaper, ever. Riveting stuff, but don’t take my word for it.

Think he got unwillingly roped into that report? Bullcrap, I suspect he volunteered. All Japanese guys are babies at heart, they just want a girl to mother them and take care of their food and washing. Can’t blame them really, since most of them see more of the office than their family home. It’s not just the boys though, apparently.

On a recent Sunday afternoon, inside the offices of Paradise.TV porn production company, some of their hottest stars line up waiting to be fondled by fans for ¥1000 yen a pop (a pop being 5 squeezes)

Outside is a line of five men, each of whom is eagerly awaiting his turn to grab (with both hands) the bare buttocks and breasts of two adult video (AV) actresses five times for 1,000 yen - with all the proceeds being used for research to prevent the spread of the HIV virus and AIDS.

What a wonderful to dirty old otaku do something good for society! The “24 hour TV: Eroticism saves the Earth” event is held annually and last year raised as much as ¥2,000,000 yen. Actually, that isn’t an awful lot. It’s about 7 months wages for me. But still, good job guys!

I wonder if there are rules regarding nipple pinching or bum smacking?

Conspicuous by its absence is the “Tekoki Jinja,” or hand-job shrine, which debuted four years ago and allowed visitors to receive three minutes of intense stroking at the hands of an AV pro for 3,000 yen. In lieu of this form of worship, Suzuki explains, the buttocks squeeze debuted this year instead.

Credit: TokyoReporter

Wow. Just, wow… This is a monumental day for Japanese fetishes I believe, and frankly I don’t see how much more shocking we can get after this. Previously only in the realm of hentai manga, the glory of tentacle sex has finally been realised on the silver screen in no less than 3 SOD porno releases.

The true wonder of these movies truly cannot be described with words, but suffice to say they involve swirling uncut sausage mince meat at one point and custom made thorny vibrator skins, with overtures of badly dubbed slime and grunting noises.

Enjoy!

(Here is another cover from 1 of the 3 movies included in this set)

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Tentacle porn coming soon…watch this space for the torrent!

A common situation in overworked Japan - coming home from a tiring day at the office, the stress of being a Japanese salaryman can often be alleviated by mama. You can relax as mother reads to you, feeds you her special milk and changes that dirty diaper, you bad boy you…

Alternatively, you could just adopt your own baby and then proceed to dress her up in a pig mask and dummy, while you prepare her bedtime snack of poo-mix. Getting ready for bed has never been more fun than with clothes pegs to the entire face, and a damn good massage of the high speed vibration variety in all the wrong places.

Third World Media, which appears to specialize in Asian productions (are they trying to say something there?) has released a new movie for those enjoy to watching whale hunting. Their site describes it the best:

Sachiko is better known in Japan as “Yokotuna”. Her nickname comes from sumo, but in actuality her ancestors came from the Pacific ocean. She comes from the white-skinned Beluga variety, with large deposits of blubber from her head, straight down to each fatty fin. She flops around on the bed like a fish out of water, sitting, rolling and crushing any object she can lay her massive body weight into. Her mammaries are huge and sag long and low, close to her stomach. No whale can go without food for long, as she gets her chubby fins on a super-sized Japanese bento (box lunch), to fuel her up for some marine mammal-like copulation. With minimal chewing, she nearly inhales the entire meal, before a skinny fish comes in to try to tame her appetite. She lays like a beached whale with sloppy pubic hair, while the skinny fish ponders where to begin. There is a lot of ground to cover, so he wisely begins by feeding her a taste of his male reproductive organ. Like a small minnow swimming in and out of a Belugas mouth, she hardly has to open to swallow him whole. Lots of lard hides her very dark, moist and hairy hole. She is ready and waiting, as he works his hardest to find her fuck hole. He finally gets it, banging her from behind, as her rolls of blubber sway in rhythm with her quadruple stomachs.

Witness the horror of a flailing beached whale, unable to pull itself free from the rocks…

[via fleshbot, thirdworld media]