Fucked Up Japan

Today the government released a model prototype for the new 2008 series of firewomen. After plugging into the entry hole, firewomen are equipped with two directional hoses for twice the extinguishing power.

Picture from ultimate geek with on mission for no foul language Danny Choo from the latest Wankfest 2008, whom you may be interested to know banned this particular commenter for having a site containing the words “fucked”. Which is curious, considering he spends his entire day taking pictures of models of underage anime girls showing a little panty. Hey, I’m not condemning what he does~ just suggesting he grow up a little and understand that the world uses adult language when talking about adult subject matter. More pictures from the lord of morality at [dannychoo.com] adult wankfest 2008 coverage.

Dannychoo.com - Family friendly with no bad language guaranteed! Just little girls with filled orifices!

Many of us, and by us I mean you (plural) and not me at all, would love to be able to summon the courage to just go out on the street and start talking to a random loli - maybe invite her back for a coffee or something(?). Well, now you can “level up” your loli skills with the help of this excellent new training DVD entitled “Just watching” (or in Japanese, miteru dake). The DVD features a loli literally just looking at you, so you can practice what you’re going to say without fear of being horribly rejected.

Here’s an awesome clip. Listen out for the little moan at the end…

Not that it matters, but the DVD also features non-lolis. Whatever!

Original story via [JapanProbe]

If you prefer your lolis to be talking and showing more than just their face (I swear I didn’t mean it like that), take your pick from anyone of the imouto.tv models. YouTube user ImaxMovie has collected quite a few it seems…

By the way, if you had subscribed to the FuckedUpJapan VideoFeed (powered by listpod.tv), these videos would have already been downloaded to your iTunes or other podcatcher software by now! I’m just saying, that’s all…

UPDATE:

Moeside reminded me of another internet loli-alike you might be interested in. She goes by the name Magibon on youtube, and like Marmite, you’ll either love her or hate her.

Hey y’all. I made a fail picture for the awesome failblog.org, so please show some love and go check out the voting page. It might not be there yet though as there’s quite a backlog, so be sure to check the awesome fail pics on the front page too.

Here’s the other part of the image. It’s actually being sold as a dakimura (big huggy pillow for otaku), one side of which has this futanari “girl”, and the other side has a big veiny penis. Not want?

On Sunday morning, a man by the name of Tomohiro Kato rammed a rental truck into a crowded street, before jumping out and slashing nearby shoppers with a fold-out camping knife. The current death toll stands at 7, with a further 11 wounded . The man has been arrested and told police he was “tired of living”.

Read on for a selection of videos and new reports from around the web.

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More gay gundam porn @ SankakuComplex, or you could just go ahead and bid for the item at Yahoo Auctions Japan (currently at around $400). Original via Animekon.

Story via Mainichi, Japanprobe:

KASUKABE, Saitama — A burglar apparently climbed through a toilet window and stole about 4,530 adult DVDs worth around 19.4 million yen from a movie sales outlet here, police said.
The owner of the Bee House Sengendai DVD store turned up for work just before 9:30 a.m. Wednesday to discover thousands of adult DVDs had been stolen.
“They stole the whole display,” the owner said.

According to the video, the thief got in via an unlocked toilet window. There is a lesson to be learnt here, people: whenever you go into a porn shop, ask to use their toilet,　then unlock the window but leave it closed. This is the true path of the rogue porn ninja. You have have much to learn.

Ace Combat for the 360 is shaming the world by releasing these specially gay Idolmaster themes for their airplanes. Not want. Please Japan, could you try projecting a slightly gayer image of yourself to the world? Could you, could you really?