Fucked Up Japan

Like most people, there has always been a place in my heart for underage girls that dress up in skimpy outfits and sing. I would like to officially welcome Karen Girls to the dark depths of my imagination… Come, come inside and play, Ayami, Yuika and Suzuka!

Ah yes, I mentioned they sing - if you can call it that.

Watch as an adorable father and daughter duo perform what one youtube uploader describes as “butt baseball”, as they each strip various layers of assorted shorts and flex their ass muscles. Entertainment at its best.

As one youtube commenter describes:

more Michael Jackson fappage

Remember we reported on the Candy Doll site for foreign loli-lovers in Japan? Some of the girls were spotted in Akiba, along with their handler, cosplaying Sailor Moon.

Interesting that their handler is foreign too. Has the Russian mafia come out of the underground, abandoning that old smuggling kids into prostitution rings routine? I gotta say, child modelling seems like pretty much the same thing though really, just legal.

Via [akibablog], hit the jump for more pics if you’re into that sort of thing.

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In a rather bizarre mash-up of cultures, one enterprising new loli paysite has emerged from the Japanese internets, and is calling itself CandyDoll(.tv) - “pretty young girls from Europe”. The site is entirely in Japanese, except for a small apology to international users, but what differentiates it from the likes of imouto.tv (little sister tv) is that that the young models are all from Eastern Europe, but with one little twist - they’re all cosplaying Japanese style, with gothloli dresses, anime characters, maids and schoolgirl/gym kit etc. Curious, very curious indeed. The site owner claims to not be shooting anything near as dodgy as Japanese junior idol stuff, I guess going for the more cute “hey, it’s a little white girl dressed up as a maid! How cute!” angle.

What’s up with the “.tv” domains anyway? WTF do loli porn sites have to with TVs?

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The Japanese ministry of education consists of three main departments, the smallest of which is concerned with how and what to teach and has a national budget of around $6.54 per annum. The largest department controls who to promote next, which considers factors such as how old they are and… well, nothing else actually. Another department is basically just a think-tank for how to fuck up the foreign teachers, like how to reduce their holidays and make their daily lives miserable.

It seems that that this year the department of how and what to teach was given a record $5 investment to figure out how to increase Japan’s declining birth rate and general lack of interest in sex - at least, lack of interest in sex with your partner; studies show a 317% increase in loli demand and 185% increase in the use of sexual services. The department of how and what to teach, by which I mean the one homeless jack-off that it consists of, has therefore been busy implementing the so-called “position training”. Second graders and up will divert time away from “ceremony and bowing practice” lessons for these additional physical education classes. Someone at byonavi was able to sneak a photograph of these new lessons in action.

Thanks to [dannychoo.com] for showing us how the ministry of education has finally done something useful

What happens when you gather together some real 9 year olds and give them microphones in Akihabara, the otaku capital? A fucking riot, that’s what. Check out these crowds, picture from Akibablog:

Of course, some of their parents were also accompanying them. One is reported to have said “This has got to be the best thing ever for anyone who’s a paedophile...” - It’s pretty fucked up to think these parents know their children are sexually objectified, yet presumably they do it for the money?

The 5 girls are apparently involved with a young idol modelling firm, one that also releases DVDs of 10 year olds in swimsuits and has models as young as 0 (yes, ZERO) working with them. The street performance was part of an ongoing “battle of the elementary school idols“, and there will no doubt be more to come.

Full story and more picture @ Akibablog, in Japanese mind you.

Ever heard of kodomo no jikan? Me neither, so I looked it up with our friend wikipedia. Turns out its about a girl in elementary school who falls in love with her teacher, who is 23 years old. I can’t say how dodgy it gets, but the American manga release was pulled because of the content, and the anime had to be censored too…

But here’s a super gift idea for the paedophile in your life~ animate has released a mousepad of the perv-kind that has soft squishy boobs that protrude as a kind of pseudo-write rest. You too can play with little 8 year old Rin’s boobies.

Thanks(?) danny, I guess we know what to get you for Christmas this year! Get your elementary school 3rd grader squishy boobie mousepad now at animate~