Hey y’all. I made a fail picture for the awesome failblog.org, so please show some love and go check out the voting page. It might not be there yet though as there’s quite a backlog, so be sure to check the awesome fail pics on the front page too.

Here’s the other part of the image. It’s actually being sold as a dakimura (big huggy pillow for otaku), one side of which has this futanari “girl”, and the other side has a big veiny penis. Not want?

Kei is one word for style, for example when talking about fashion. All my students right now seem to think they’re princess-kei - which means they (try to) dress like a real princess presumably would. Big fail, I can tell you.

This girl is loli-kei. She dresses like a fucking elementary school student. And the paipan part of the title, that means shaved. As if you didn’t know that.

Actress is Seira Takahashi - movie is uncensored presumably as it was intended for sale abroad even if the title is all in Japanese. Her talent is being shaved, judging by her other movies. And boy, what a talent.

Download and try!

What an ingenious idea to put all the varieties of loli into a museum for safekeeping - until some nasty Japanese men break in and start abusing the loli’s. Bad men. On the plus side, you can watch!

Download now from [piratebay]

Like most people, there has always been a place in my heart for underage girls that dress up in skimpy outfits and sing. I would like to officially welcome Karen Girls to the dark depths of my imagination… Come, come inside and play, Ayami, Yuika and Suzuka!

Ah yes, I mentioned they sing - if you can call it that.

Watch as an adorable father and daughter duo perform what one youtube uploader describes as “butt baseball”, as they each strip various layers of assorted shorts and flex their ass muscles. Entertainment at its best.

As one youtube commenter describes:

more Michael Jackson fappage