A pack of photobooks (500+ high quality scans!) and TV clips of Aki Hoshino. Anyone would think the person who collected this little lot together is a bit of an obsessive freak.
Well they’re not! She’s just the cutest idol there is and everybody should be able to share in her cuteness. So, enjoy. Here’s the covers of the photobooks to give you a taste.
Click the oversized thumbnail for an even bigger version that’s good enough to be your desktop *hint hint*.
Also, had a request for the pic that’s on my twitter homepage, so here that is for you! Just in case you don’t know, her name is Aki Hoshino and despite being in her 30s, she remains to the hottest Japanese girl alive. I’ll be putting together a little torrent Aki-pack soon, so keep your eyes glued! Until then, more Aki Hoshino pics from Google Images!
As for the results of the last poll, hit the jump and scroll down!
Like most people, there has always been a place in my heart for underage girls that dress up in skimpy outfits and sing. I would like to officially welcome Karen Girls to the dark depths of my imagination… Come, come inside and play, Ayami, Yuika and Suzuka!
Ah yes, I mentioned they sing - if you can call it that.
Onyanko Club was a huge Japanese pop idol group during the 80’s - indeed the original precursor Morning Musume. Though they lasted only 2 years from 1985-1987, the group had 54 rotating members. This often changed though, due to the strict policy of no smoking and no boyfriends.
The name (おニャン子クラブ) comes from the Japanese sound word NYAN NYAN, which is the sound a kitten makes. So their name might literally be translated as “The Kitty Club”, however NYAN NYAN also relates to sexual activity, or sexual harassment of women, so one might also be tempted to translate it as “The Pussy Club”. Members were all in the 20-ish age range.
Though similarities to modern day Mo-Musu can be found, the subject matter and lyrical content of Onyanko Club was, to put it lightly, really fucking risque. Their debut song was entitled “Sailor fuku wo nugasanaide”, which means “Don’t make me take my school uniform off”. Here’s a translation of the lyrics and accompanying video:
Don’t make me take my school uniform off. Not now. Be patient.
Don’t make me take my school uniform off. It’s bad, it’s wrong to do it here.
Girls are always “mimidoshima” (a girl who experiences sexual activity through other people’s stories)
I’m studying everyday.
I want to have sex, before my friends.
But I’m afraid to go further than kissing.
I want to have sex, like that shown in the weekly magazines.
But giving you everything would be a waste, so I won’t give it to you.
Don’t make me take off my sailor uniform.
You’ll turn up everything up ’til my skirt.
Don’t make me take off my sailor uniform
Don’t untie the ribbon on my chest.
What do boys do at that time?
I’m so interested!
Ah, such a mystery!
I’m invited on a date.
It’s boring to be a virgin.
Mom and dad don’t know
About us staying out tomorrow night.
I’m a little scared,
But it’s boring to be a virgin.
I’ll become an old-lady, so before that
Eat my delicious heart.
Read more at the heavily biassed Encyclopedia Idollica, whose author seems to serious dislike the 12 year old pedo-bait members of Morning Musume; and The PPN Wiki.
Akihabara has been in a poor state lately. The real geek stores are closing down and being replaced by expensive brand name stores attracted to the deluge of tourists; the police are cracking down on maids advertising their maidly services in the streets; foreign lolis are parading the streets, perverting the Japanese otaku with their Western loli ways… and now there’s a porn-star called Asuka hanging around, climbing on railings and opening her legs up for the world to see. Hooligans, I say.
The little harlot has even made her way onto national news! I think perhaps her real motive is to distract the police from bothering the maids as they ply their wares. It certainly doesn’t seem to be doing anything positive for the general Akiba PR, but more importantly - she’s clearly in her late thirties, and not in the slightest bit hot (compared with other Japanese girls that is, I mean she’s like a fucking goddess compared to most British or America girls you see nowadays).
Someone ought to point these dumbass Otaku to some real porn, like <blatant plug> TokyoTeens </blatant plug>.