Ace Combat for the 360 is shaming the world by releasing these specially gay Idolmaster themes for their airplanes. Not want. Please Japan, could you try projecting a slightly gayer image of yourself to the world? Could you, could you really?

I have to tell you, after finally downloading that DokiDoki MajoShinpan (Exciting Witch Hunt) onto my hacked DS, I was thoroughly disappointed that after an hour of clicking around some stupid school and going through all that bullshit dialog, there wasn’t a singly titty in sight to massage are carefully establish if they were witch titties or simply underage girl titties. I’ll give it another go this week, and maybe I’ll actually get a decent gameplay video this time, but no promises.

Mayhaps this new “To LOVEru” ero-game, though rated only 15+, shall offer us a little more virtual booby squeezing. The story is based on a saucy manga/anime of the same name, about a high school boy and and alien girl (kind of like my x-files fantasy, I guess). They even sell the girls high school uniform on the official site for fake-cosplayers who can’t make their own.

Really thought - a 15+ rating!? Waaa~ Am I the only one who bases his game purchases on the ESRB ratings nowadays? I’m fucked if I’m putting anything less than a 17 on my gaming shelf…
via [kotaku], original @ [arumi moon - japanese blog], [official anime site]

The hugely popular DokiDoki Majo Shinpan / Exciting Witch Hunt game that we posted about last year is due for an update. Pre-orders are now being taken in Sofmap, and I have every intention of downloading it and putting it on my R4 revolution when it is finally released.

Akibablog took some photos of the in-store displays, but nothing really that racey yet. This is my favourite ad - the writing reads “Using your hands is illegal - but if you use a touch pen it’s ok!”. Lord knows how many otaku are going to take that seriously~ if I were a girl in Japan, I’d be on the look out for otaku waving DS pens and shouting “touch shite ii desu ka?!” (Can I touch you?)

No details on what has changed yet. Stay tuned for more info!

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Can I just say, I hate April fools day. Not only did a work colleague make me feel around my arse after fooling me into thinking I had a hole in it (I mean, my trousers - obviously my arse has a hole in it), but every major blog site comes out with a host of totally believable but yet absolutely bullshit stories. I mean, isn’t April fools supposed be just completely unbelievable and crazy outrageous stuff, like Richard Bransons Alien landing. Nowadays it’s more like someone telling you that milk is 20% off in the local supermarket, only it’s not you see, because it’s a fucking April fools joke. Ha ha.

Anyway, here’s my favorite Japanese related gaming ones.

Kotaku reports on a new DS game entitled Disgrace Academy Principal/Slave Club ~Mind Reading Training Transcript~ where you pretty much just touch up the girls in dodgy places.

Only thing is, there was that Doki Doki Majo Shinpan (Exciting Witch Hunt) not so long ago, which is a real game, where you really touch up girls, with the apparent goal of finding out whether they were witches. Regardless, beautiful game art production guys….just a little too believable. I give Japan maybe 3 days before some dick has actually made this for real. Stay tuned!

Thinkgeek has a long tradition of launching of launching fucking amazing yet entirely fake new products on aforementioned day. This year was no exception, with the clear winner being Super Pii Pii for the Nintendo Wii, which comes complete with strap-on like Wii attachment device. Fuck it, check out the video for yourself.

Is this so ridiculous though, I mean as a third party game? We all know the Wii is only for kids~ and I for one spent much of my childhood trying to piss higher than my social equals.

There is old Japanese saying~ if someone make pii pii, they will come.

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Before one can entered the hallowed halls of Otaku-ness, there is a traditional Japanese ceremony that must be performed and then shown to the world on YouTube. One might in fact call it a form of hazing.
The ceremony, handed down from generation of otaku to generation for almost 5 months now, is the ultimate homage (you’ll have to imagine an accent over the o, my keyboard doesn’t do them) to arguably the best Otaku game out there - Idolmaster on the 360. New recruits are forced to enact a meeting with their producer, culminating in a dance performance while wearing a pink dress.

(Skip to about 1/2 way if you just want the dancing!)
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Shocking, I know. Perhaps even more shocking is that this isn’t a hazing, but just another typical otaku hobby. Hey, we’ve all been there.

Thank you samurai soapbox... who seems to be a little down on this poor guys cross-dressing cosplay efforts - personally I think he’s pretty hot. Hot like a lukewarm iced coffee thats been carelessly left out on a beautiful summers day, defying it’s iced origins to be accepted into the realm of… oh, fuck it.