WTF is with this new girl clocks phenomenon? The concept being that for each minute in the day there is a different picture of a girl holding up the time. This page is full of them, 9 different clocks in fact:

…including the famous race queen clock that seemed to catch on in the gaijin blogosphere; a pretty french girls clock; as well as this trap clock which is made up entirely of “beautiful guys”, or as some of us might say, fucking gay looking guys like this:

Personally I prefer the original AV-tokei (tokei means clock in Japanese), though even that leads you to a false sense of security and then blasts this bullshit at you:

You have been warned.