Fucked Up Japan

A common situation in overworked Japan - coming home from a tiring day at the office, the stress of being a Japanese salaryman can often be alleviated by mama. You can relax as mother reads to you, feeds you her special milk and changes that dirty diaper, you bad boy you…

Alternatively, you could just adopt your own baby and then proceed to dress her up in a pig mask and dummy, while you prepare her bedtime snack of poo-mix. Getting ready for bed has never been more fun than with clothes pegs to the entire face, and a damn good massage of the high speed vibration variety in all the wrong places.