Porn Thief Gets 4500 DVDs!
Story via Mainichi, Japanprobe:
KASUKABE, Saitama — A burglar apparently climbed through a toilet window and stole about 4,530 adult DVDs worth around 19.4 million yen from a movie sales outlet here, police said.
The owner of the Bee House Sengendai DVD store turned up for work just before 9:30 a.m. Wednesday to discover thousands of adult DVDs had been stolen.
“They stole the whole display,” the owner said.
According to the video, the thief got in via an unlocked toilet window. There is a lesson to be learnt here, people: whenever you go into a porn shop, ask to use their toilet, then unlock the window but leave it closed. This is the true path of the rogue porn ninja. You have have much to learn.
