Fucked Up Japan

Onyanko Club was a huge Japanese pop idol group during the 80’s - indeed the original precursor Morning Musume. Though they lasted only 2 years from 1985-1987, the group had 54 rotating members. This often changed though, due to the strict policy of no smoking and no boyfriends.

The name (おニャン子クラブ) comes from the Japanese sound word NYAN NYAN, which is the sound a kitten makes. So their name might literally be translated as “The Kitty Club”, however NYAN NYAN also relates to sexual activity, or sexual harassment of women, so one might also be tempted to translate it as “The Pussy Club”. Members were all in the 20-ish age range.

Though similarities to modern day Mo-Musu can be found, the subject matter and lyrical content of Onyanko Club was, to put it lightly, really fucking risque. Their debut song was entitled “Sailor fuku wo nugasanaide”, which means “Don’t make me take my school uniform off”. Here’s a translation of the lyrics and accompanying video:

Don’t make me take my school uniform off. Not now. Be patient.
Don’t make me take my school uniform off. It’s bad, it’s wrong to do it here.

Girls are always “mimidoshima” (a girl who experiences sexual activity through other people’s stories)
I’m studying everyday.

I want to have sex, before my friends.
But I’m afraid to go further than kissing.

I want to have sex, like that shown in the weekly magazines.
But giving you everything would be a waste, so I won’t give it to you.

Don’t make me take off my sailor uniform.
You’ll turn up everything up ’til my skirt.
Don’t make me take off my sailor uniform
Don’t untie the ribbon on my chest.

What do boys do at that time?
I’m so interested!
Ah, such a mystery!

I’m invited on a date.
It’s boring to be a virgin.
Mom and dad don’t know
About us staying out tomorrow night.

I’m a little scared,
But it’s boring to be a virgin.
I’ll become an old-lady, so before that
Eat my delicious heart.

Read more at the heavily biassed Encyclopedia Idollica, whose author seems to serious dislike the 12 year old pedo-bait members of Morning Musume; and The PPN Wiki.

Tons of Onyanko Club videos on Google Video

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