It is a little known global truth, a fact of evolutionary science if you will, that anything which vibrates is a better than anything thing which does not vibrate. Darwin’s fourth law, fucker. With this in mind, Japanese roboticists have created a wonderful cybernectic hand-enhancer which might possibly have severe long term side effects of acute arthritis - all for a cool $150. I say a bargain, but only if it has a variable speed “knob” (perhaps that big ass dial on the back?)

The view of it attached to a knob is especially intriguing. Especially since if that were a real knob, the back side would need to be surgically implanted into your stomach, and even if you achieved that Neuromancer like intimacy with a shiny metal hardware upgrade to your wetware, you wouldn’t even be able to stick it that far into her.

Or him. Sorry.

Frankly, my girl would scream in terror if I approached her wearing this penile vibrato ~ ~ ~ ~ exactly the required effect! (^_^)

Would anyone like me to sell these on ebay?
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