Can I just say, I hate April fools day. Not only did a work colleague make me feel around my arse after fooling me into thinking I had a hole in it (I mean, my trousers - obviously my arse has a hole in it), but every major blog site comes out with a host of totally believable but yet absolutely bullshit stories. I mean, isn’t April fools supposed be just completely unbelievable and crazy outrageous stuff, like Richard Bransons Alien landing. Nowadays it’s more like someone telling you that milk is 20% off in the local supermarket, only it’s not you see, because it’s a fucking April fools joke. Ha ha.

Anyway, here’s my favorite Japanese related gaming ones.

Kotaku reports on a new DS game entitled Disgrace Academy Principal/Slave Club ~Mind Reading Training Transcript~ where you pretty much just touch up the girls in dodgy places.

Only thing is, there was that Doki Doki Majo Shinpan (Exciting Witch Hunt) not so long ago, which is a real game, where you really touch up girls, with the apparent goal of finding out whether they were witches. Regardless, beautiful game art production guys….just a little too believable. I give Japan maybe 3 days before some dick has actually made this for real. Stay tuned!

Thinkgeek has a long tradition of launching of launching fucking amazing yet entirely fake new products on aforementioned day. This year was no exception, with the clear winner being Super Pii Pii for the Nintendo Wii, which comes complete with strap-on like Wii attachment device. Fuck it, check out the video for yourself.

Is this so ridiculous though, I mean as a third party game? We all know the Wii is only for kids~ and I for one spent much of my childhood trying to piss higher than my social equals.

There is old Japanese saying~ if someone make pii pii, they will come.

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