Fucked Up Japan

The top part of the image shows the packaging, while the bottom shows the actual love doll. But really, for about $20, what the hell do you expect? Obviously the $3,000 CandyGirls are going to be a lot better!

Personally, I’m quite tempted to try out some x-files fantasies left over from my geeky teenage years, so this is a lot more up my alley.

Toy is from [sextoysex.com], which also has this anime doll that’s surprisingly better looking than the Japanese made ones! Shame on you Japan and your poor sex toy production standards. Just look at that realistic tongue!

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Thanks to the genii over at listpod.tv, I have created a video list of youtube videos that have been featured in the blog and will continue to update it with extras that I deem interesting or fucked up enough - all you need to do is drag this link into your iTunes or other podcatcher software (such as Miro) to subscribe to the feed! The videos will be automatically transcoded and can be transferred to your iPod!

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… with the amazingly cute Hello Kitty Rectal Thermometer! As used by Hello Kitty Hell~ Note, can also be used in other orifices. Just out of curiousity, has anyone ever come across some Hello Kitty cosplay porn? Purely for research purposes, you understand.

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Speaking of train fetishists, [TokyoMango] brings us this wonderful news… (wait, who exactly was speaking of train fetishists?!)

The city of Sendai is now selling these orange cushions made out of old subway seats after they recently changed the seat colors on all its trains. The city teamed up with a local handicapped center to have 150 of these made by hand–they’re on sale for 2000 yen each at Sendai Station, on the Nanboku Line.

A manky orange cushion sat upon by million of the unwashed alcohol and puke stained sex-starved salarymen, or an original memorabilia from the Japanese subway blessed by the backsides of countless short skirted high school girls? You decide!

[mainichi news]

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Get your mind out of the gutter now. This is not a secret expose on an as yet undiscovered part of the schoolgirl uniform, in depth and with pictures - that’s next week. Seriously, no, I’ve explored many a schoolgirl uniform myself and can guarantee there are no secret stras. No, the strap I refer to here are for attaching to your cellphone, bag, pencil case or maybe penis ring.

Penned as “lover charms”, like all good cosplay shops there is wide variety of different uniforms available. I guess the idea is to find a school which matches the uniform, then get laid and you henceforth have the right to add it to your collection! Kind of like “Pokemon - Collect ‘em all!”, only.. “Schoolgirls, fuck ‘em all!”. Which makes the owner of this phone one very lucky man indeed. Or lucky boy, I guess. Definitely boy. Because everyone - adults should not have sexual relations with schoolgirls, even if it is consensual and they are really fucking hot. Especially not purely for the purpose of collecting cellphone straps…

Get yours now from Rakuten!

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In a rather bizarre mash-up of cultures, one enterprising new loli paysite has emerged from the Japanese internets, and is calling itself CandyDoll(.tv) - “pretty young girls from Europe”. The site is entirely in Japanese, except for a small apology to international users, but what differentiates it from the likes of imouto.tv (little sister tv) is that that the young models are all from Eastern Europe, but with one little twist - they’re all cosplaying Japanese style, with gothloli dresses, anime characters, maids and schoolgirl/gym kit etc. Curious, very curious indeed. The site owner claims to not be shooting anything near as dodgy as Japanese junior idol stuff, I guess going for the more cute “hey, it’s a little white girl dressed up as a maid! How cute!” angle.

What’s up with the “.tv” domains anyway? WTF do loli porn sites have to with TVs?

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Hey, I got a joke for you… What happens when an Otaku gets a shiny new iPod touch?

They use the shiny side to look at figurine panties! LOL…nice one, [moeside.net]

Then, as [yusukebe.com] shows you in their pervert how-to series, they download 2000 J-idol pictures from flickr so they can really make use of the touch interface….

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