Fucked Up Japan

From Kotaku: THE iDOLM@STER-Inspired Sex Toys:

Preface: Not sure if these are real, but apparently these sex toys feature images inspired by characters in Xbox 360 game THE iDOLM@STER. The one on the left features a Yayoi Takatsuki knock-off, while the right one is either Ami or Mami Futami. Dunno, cause they’re twins! If you are interested in what the box says, hit the jump. The ick factor is SUPER high, so no asking what kind of sex toys these are.

In answer to this, they most likely are real. The box on the left states “The beautiful girls buri-buri hole”. Though I have no idea what buri-buri means, it’s probably just another wank toy for guys. I was at Don-Quihote (a chain discount store) a while back and saw a sample of one of these things. They’re basically just latex moulds and the idea is that the guy sticks his penis in and gets busy. Apparently they feel better than the real thing, but most are a lot tighter at least and usually ribbed (I guess in the same tradition of ribbed condoms feeling better for her, a ribbed hole feel better for him). These things are a sad necessity in the Otaku and nervous salari-man holding-pen that is Japan. They are also becoming common in porn films - usually the ones where the scantily clad nurse/maid caters for his every desire.

I wonder how one would clean it though ….

… Eugh~…

Again, thanks to Kotaku for this.

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