Fucked Up Japan

Check out this guys site. He likes to spunk on anime figures and take photos of his little jizzed up plastic friends. There is so much wrong with this. Gives a semi-new meaning to the phrase “dude, check out that model, I am totalling wanking over her tonight”. What? You’ve never said that?

Not sure what bukkake is? From wikipedia, that well known and trusted of everything:

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (打っ掛ける, to dash [water]), and means simply “splash”. The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (ぶったまげる, “completely astonished”) or butchigiri (ぶっちぎり, “overwhelming win”). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling.[2] Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba.

On pornography websites, it is often claimed that the bukkake practice had its origins in a Japanese custom where adulterous men or women were ejaculated on and/or urinated on repeatedly in public. While often repeated in porn circles, there are no references that this has any basis in reality.

It is to be assumed that a significant factor in the development of bukkake as a pornographic art form was the mandatory censorship of genitalia (porn mosaic) in Japan. Since the directors could not show penetration they sought new, visually-appealing ways to approach sex acts that would satisfy the audience without violating Japanese law. Semen was not required to be censored, thus creating a loophole for harder sex scenes.

I’ve been conjugating verbs for fun lately, and its great what you can come up with, with just a little grammar…
So bukkakeru is the basic verb form… therefore bukkakerareta means “I was cummed all over”. There’s a word to use in Japanese 101 next class.

Thanks dannychoo for uncovering this weirdness