Pet Poo
jamie | November 25, 2007
I promise this is the last poo story for a while. The world just seems to be going a little shit-crazy right now. Japan has always been a little potty for it’s poo, mainly because the word for poo in Japanese (unko) means luck child. So having a poo is good luck, you know? I’ve seen golden doodie and shit-hats before, but this is just a wonderful idea for those of you who have had so much fun petting your nintendogs, but wished they’d make a whoopsie on your touch-screen occasionally.
Download unko for windows and you too can have your own swirlie to care and nurture! And try not to be too original and name yours Mr Hanky or anything, eh?
Seriously, I would love to download this and give it a try, but unfortunately I have a Mac… So maybe one of you pervs can download it and tell us all about how it changed your life, in the comments! Onegai shimasu~
Thank you, tokyomango, you are indeed good at finding this kind of crap!
Now returning to your regularly scheduled lolicon and weird fetishes.
"un" for lucky and "ko" for kid. Lack of sounds
Mr Lolikon! | November 26, 2007“un” for lucky and “ko” for kid. Lack of sounds for ideograms.
Unko for poo is another word, guy! Stop to bash japan!
Try Ron Jeremy and the little beaver, educational book for
american lucky kids. Poo!!!!
hey not bashing. just informing! like i said, luck child. btw,
jamie | November 26, 2007hey not bashing. just informing!
like i said, luck child. btw, this guy lives in tochigi, japan according to my comment ip register thingy. im guessing he likes poo and got a little offended…
Ok! lets study more japanese "to inform" . Its evident that
Mr Lolikon | November 27, 2007Ok! lets study more japanese “to inform” .
Its evident that u hate Japan. What do u have against
Tochigi?
And manner up!
whoa there baby! I dont hate japan - I live
jamie | November 27, 2007whoa there baby! I dont hate japan - I live here. Ive never been to tochigi, though, cant comment. I was just saying, he is FROM JAPAN, and probabaly Japanese by the bad english and fact that he misunderstood my translation of CHILD as opposed to kid.
Where do you get the idea I hate japan, im curious? Why would I choose to live here if I hated it? Fact is, I love Japan. A lot more than England, which is where Im from. England, especially london, is a hotbed of hatred and racial discrimation. Japanese people are generally the nicest and most polite ive come across. ofcourse, there are *aspects* of japan I hate, like how it had the highest level of child abuse in the world.
I do however think worshipping poo is a little , um, weird.
Fair?
wait a minute, that was you. so i mean, "you"
jamie | November 27, 2007wait a minute, that was you. so i mean, “you” are from japan, and clearly japanese. what was your point exactly?
how is tochigi anyway?
and if youre not japanese, what is your japanese level since you seem to think mine sucks. i think living here for four years would give me a little credit here.. if not im pretty ill be passing 2kyu this sunday…