Fucked Up Japan

Rejoice, for here is born a new fetish! Sorry if this DVD cover is illegal in your country, I guess you’ll just have to close your eyes while I tell you what it’s all about. To explain this, we’ll need to examine the board room meeting at Soft On Demand porn-productions:

“Our perv customers are bored of schoolgirls and tentacles, what the fuck can we do next, people?”
“How about fucking a lion, sir?”
“Certainly, fucking a lion would be an impressive feat, but AV girls don’t grow on trees you know”
“How about forcing her to do random acts of perversion while a big scary male lion watches and gets turned on.”
“Tanaka-kun… you are fucking genius. Call Emi-chan, and get on to the local zoo about renting a cage, maybe they’ll throw in the lion for free”.

Behold, then click for big version. Fuck, I didn’t realise you could even rent lions.

Also on the DVD are some bonus challenges for this poor AV girl, like sex on a really fucking scary high wire bridge, and god knows what else. Respect. Still, fucking a lion *would* be impressive.

Via japanese bbs, erog! (Which is actually a really smart name of an amalgamation of ero meaning porn and blog. Wish I’d though of that)