Fucked Up Japan

Kanojo Toys has just released two new “special” wank cups. The technical term is “ona-holes”, but since “ona” literally means masturbation and they look like cups, Wank Cups is a perfect translation. So what are these new ones then?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Memorial:

and each one grabs and twists you as you pump in and out.

$79 you say, for a grabby-twisty rooty-tooting good time? Bargain, m’lad. And if you want to display it above your fireplace, be sure to fit some LEDs inside so it glows like the one pictured above.

But tonight, I think I want some simulated anal action, can you help me out there Kanojo Toys?
You can? The Anal Ayano? Try saying that 5 times in a row.

Looks more like a butt plug to me….