Have your pig and pork it
jamie | September 20, 2007Mainichi WaiWai shocks us again with an exclusive interview of a Tokyo S&M club worker who got more than they bargained for after a night on the town. The masochist, referred to affectionately as M, claims the existence of a members-only secret restaurant with a uniquely un-Cordon Bleu preparation ritual. Let’s call the place “Porking Duck” for arguments sake. With exclusive clientele who pay upwards of $1000 for one “meal” ($8000 for a pig!), Porking Duck takes orders beforehand and can bring a wide variety of animals to the table. Female animals cost extra.
After selecting your prefered animal, you go to the basement and carnally violate it. That’s means fuck, by the way. While your dinner guests watch. Then your conquest is prepared, cooked, and served to yourself and your party. What a better way to dine in class for the end of financial year office party - eating the pig thats been marinaded in your bosses love-juice. How very humbling - how very Japanese.
Tokyo - giving the term “spitroast pork” a whole new meaning.
(artists rendition of vile acts)
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While you can (supposedly, VCA, the U.S.A. video production corporation
pudgym29 | November 22, 2007While you can (supposedly, VCA, the U.S.A. video production corporation now owned by Larry Flynt, has deleted this scene from the current DVD release), look for “Raw Talent” (1982).
It has | had a scene in which Jerry Butler swives a turkey carcass. (Maybe you can find it on a bit torrent network.)
Happy Thanksgiving. X=)