Fucked Up Japan

Happy New Year!

YourAVHost is a new mash up site that indexes all the japanese porn found at YourFileHost, and organizes it all nicely in one place. I had a quick check through and there no broken links at the time of writing, so it all seems legit (legit used in the loosest sense of the word). Don’t expect to find any of the rarer fetish videos here, but there’s certainly enough meat and two veg here and even some maid cosplay to keep your monkey spanked for at least a continuous heavenly week. Videos are helpfully tagged too, so if you know the japanese kanji or kana of your favourite AV star, check out the tag cloud~

[via yusukebe]

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These skanky AV stars from Soft On Demand productions paraded themselves through Tokyo’s pedestrian heaven a few days before xmas, making sure that Japanese otaku know the real meaning of this sacred holiday occasion… yup, whacking one off in front of your computer while your mum / wife is basting the turkey.

I swear I’ve seen that girl getting banged by a dog before…

The event began fairly quietly, but soon the trio were trailed by hordes of camera wielding otaku. As one porno fan put it:

超超超超超超いっぱいの人にかこまれちゃぃましたょv(*´∀｀*)v
cho cho cho cho cho cho ippai no hito ni kakomarechaimashita yo

which roughly translates as

There were soo sooo sooo sooo sooo soooo many people surrounding them

but said in a really girly otaku voice…

More pics @ akibablog

From a secret location in Tokyo, the CandyFruit clothing resident maids threw a xmas bash in the most hideously cute way. Check out their most famous duo, Hina Ichigo, who even have a cd out.

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Attendees were mostly invite only as well as random paying customers of the otaku variety and some couples, each person paying around $80 for the food an festivities.

For those of you who don’t know, Candy Fruit are the leading designers on Maid and Princess dresses for the emergent fashion trend called “Kawaii-kei”, which literally means “Cute Style”. To keep up on some of the past and current fashion trends in Japan, I recommend the fairly short but mostly visual book I recently got a hold of entitled Japanese Schoolgirl Inferno.

“Japanese Schoolgirl Inferno: Tokyo Teen Fashion Subculture Handbook”

Photos and video via cscoutjapan.com, who are giving away a free copy of Hina Ichigo CD to one “lucky” winner who comments on their blog. In fact, Secret Japan might win it since we pinged them from this post~ So keep your hands off!

Lastly, from myself Jamie, and the man behind the scenes who pays the bills here @ Secret Japan, we would like to wish you all a Merry Xmas and Happy New Year, and may all your xmas perversions come true. Thank you joining us and we’ll be back again very soon with a fantastic new professionally-designed theme sneaking us like a stealthy loli-ninja into the underworld of Japan in 2008!

Which do you think are do-able?

1 and 2 makes you a pedo. 6,7,8 don’t exist outside of the porn industry. 9 is all too common, but there are varying degrees of 9, so you probably need to use decimals, like a 9.1-9.4 is doable, but 9.5+ is unthinkable. Never seen a 0 myself, but I’m sure they are out there. 3,4, and 5 are the most common types in Japan I’d say. But, each to their own, eh?

[via byonavi, dannychoo]

These giant boobies are from China. Beijing to be exact. And the world’s biggest boobies, if you’re being pedantic. Sadly, the original article mentions that since they came from a Chinese BBS, he has absolutely no idea why are being made… some kind of art project, mayhaps?

Tons more pics here at [eru-eru]

A miscreant was recently arrested in Shizuoka prefecture for practicing what one can only guess was a really fucked up fetish. The guy drove up to junior high and high school girls (only those in uniform of course), slowed down, and spat a mouthful of coffee at them. Hence the coffee bukkake man namesake this guy has been given. He managed 5 “attacks” before some bright spark managed to remember the license plate. All in all, rather a curious case I do believe. You’d think if it was a sexual thing he’d prefer to spit milk or yogurt on them or something white and … you get the point - but coffee? It can’t have been to scald them or anything, since he spat it out himself so it clearly wouldn’t have been hot enough. Oh, how dost the mind boggle on a daily basis when thou art in Japan.

Head on over to Japan Probe to see the video of the news report.

A recent Japanese TV show featured a “hot or not” style poll for Japanese vs Thai. Why not have a go yourself? Take a look at the following pictures, and choose the one you would do! Just so you know, the Japanese flag is the red circle on white, and the Thai flag is the other one on the left.

This first ones a toughie eh? Don’t worry, they get easier.

Bit chubby, if you ask me.

An obvious choice, I do believe?

Have you chosen?

Good. Then now may be a good time to tell that all these beautiful ladies are what Japan calls “new half“.

We call them ladyboys. Oh, you knew along? Whatever!
Original credit, and there’s a video of the show too over @ Japan Probe!