Fucked Up Japan

We should probably start an entirely new Triumph Japan category, the amount of novelty bra crap they come up with. Tokyo Times enlightens us on their newest freakshow bra, tentatively titled “Mr ChopSticks Bra”. Why? Because they come equipped with a pair of collapsible chopsticks - but frankly what bra doesn’t in this day and age?

[via tokyotimes, so please go on over and pester them in the comments to link to your favourite secret japan!]

No sooner is the iPod touch released in Japan than the otaku pervs get their hands on one to put to nefarious uses. Here is a page describing (in *detail*) how to touch boobies using the power of the iPod. Here’s a video demonstrating the awesome power.

via YuSukebe

[via yusukebe (japanese site - name can be translated as "you perv"), and hobbyblog]

Japan knows all about personal development - hence this new product training you hit nipples on the spot, every time. I wonder if there will be a Nintendo DS version of “tit attack training”?

Buy yours at nodaya-net, if you can read Japanese that is.

Mari-tan is a loveable little military Loli with a mouth dirtier than mine….Check a sample of out her English drill books (click for big size):

As a university English teacher with a bunch of poorly motivated students, I’ve spent the last hour or so trying to track down this elusive book. I found one copy, so no you can’t order one, because I just ordered the last copy in the world. Too bad.

However, here’s some more scans, and you can find out more about the book at these sites:

from JapanSugoi:

Our Spanish brethren nipofelia trawled this little gem from youtube. The Nirvana dubbing is a nice touch, I do believe.

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As if figurines being cum all over wasn’t enough, now some skanky otaku has decided the world needs **** and **** fetish figurines (censored so as not to spoil the surprise and joy of finding out).

That’s Asuka by the way, from the classic Evangellion series (the first anime series I ever saw, in fact, when a friend in junior high lent me all 14 videos). You might not notice what is wrong with this the first time you look, so be sure to look twice, mmmkay?

neta blog (japanese) via dannychoo

I tried reading through the original blog post to find out what freak shall take responsibility, but there wasn’t any accompanying text, just that picture, staring at you.

Japan has invented a wonderful way of putting out your cigarettes, by sticking them in the ass or mouth of a beautiful girl. No, this isn’t weird fetish post, but a genuinely cool cigarette extinguisher. I expect there’s a DVD too, but enough of that.

Get yours at [nodo-ya]; via [tokyomango] and our spanish brothers in arms for the search of freaky japan shit - [nipofelia]