Fucked Up Japan

Owner Wang Tzi-Wei opened his first toilet themed restaurant in 2004, after some apparent inspiration from potty manga (potty means restroom for those of you who are American, and refuse to admit that one dumps in the toilet, not “rests”).

The Taipei restaurant, “Modern Toilet”, is decked out with toilet bowls for chairs, mini Japanese style toilets made of plastic for bowls, with bog roll hanging down to wipe your hands.

Sadly, after searching high and low through Wikipedia and lengthy interviews with my own personal enclave of fetishistic love slaves, there is not one mention of a toilet fetish. Looks like this Wang Tzi-Wei may not only be the first to invent a generalised toilet fetish, but also the first to make a fucking restaurant dedicated to it. Good on you sir!

Awww, look at the cute couple! [via frostfire]
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Thanks to bizarrejapan for finding this @ hello kitty hell and posting it in the comments thread. I thought it deserved some front page space, so…

What with all the ruckus about being environmentally friendly, why not get your girl to start using these adorable washable panty-liners!

Seriously though - instead of filling up landfill sites with synthetic shit just because you’re embarrassed about normal bodily functions, use something that can be washed instead! Isn’t Hello Kitty enough to sway your mind? Do you have no heart?

Where does this belief that menstruating is so fucking dirty come from anyway? Answers in the comments please! I have a sneaking suspicious it’s a religious thing, and hence just one more reason why religion should be banned.

dannychoo reports on some nice dodgy toilet paper that someone found for sale. Looks like a good alternative to the old Playboy behind the loo-basin trick, as long as no one else who uses the toilet wipes their arse too.

Would it make you happy to put a loli down there?

Japanese government releases a new educational manga to elementary schools across the country:

Just kidding. Neta!

Thanks to Hello Kitty Hell for uncovering what might quite possibly be the best Hello Kitty product licensing find yet. Presenting, the douche!

Oh, them’s crazy Japanese’ll stick Kitty anywhere.

You know, until today I had no idea idea what a douche was called it Japan. Reading the tiny kana on the picture, it seems it’s “Petit Shower“. LOL.

Yay! We haven’t had a dodgy Japanese fetish DVD for almost a week now! Well, I found this classic over the weekend. It’s entitled “Gokiburi wo kuu onna“, which means “The girl who eats Cockroaches“. Oh yeh, nothing but your meat and two veg cockroach eating porn here. And she looks so sweet and innocent…

Does this count as bestiality porn, or gourmet porn? I’m confused. Available from all good children’s toyshops or you can download now at akiba-online torrents

They just can’t keep their bedroom tidy…

via dannychoo user blogs

Let me tell a little story. I used to live next to a guy like this. He was a teacher at the last place I worked, and we both lived on the same floor of the company apartment. I was curious for a while why he never invited me over to hang out - apparently no one in the company had *ever* seen his room. Then came that fateful day when he was to be sent to Australia to teach in a sister school we had there - only what was he to do with his poor cat? Of course, I accepted the duty of going in there and feeding it etc.. Lord knows the cat had never left his room so to expect to have it move in with me would have been crazy. Also, it hadn’t been declawed, as if declawing cats was normal or something in Japan. 7 cats I’ve kept over the years, and none have I ever thought to cut out their fingernails. Shit, why don’t you just get a f*cking bunny rabbit, dude. Anyway, where was I? Yeh, so I was to be the first one to ever go in his room. Honestly, I was expecting a pristinely kept place with books in plastic wrappings. The scene I saw was more akin to the above photograph - any wall space not taken up by mountains of books was plastered with BOA posters - apparently this middle aged geeky Japanese guy had a serious thing for Korean pop singers. The floor was covered in crap - dusty old machines, little gadgets from the 70’s; various cat related stains and paraphernalia; fur on every surface…. It was gross. I actually tried to clean a little, but three months later a 4.5 earthquake hit with the epicenter our little industrial town. The moral of the story? - Never try to help an Otaku.