Fucked Up Japan

Ever heard of kodomo no jikan? Me neither, so I looked it up with our friend wikipedia. Turns out its about a girl in elementary school who falls in love with her teacher, who is 23 years old. I can’t say how dodgy it gets, but the American manga release was pulled because of the content, and the anime had to be censored too…

But here’s a super gift idea for the paedophile in your life~ animate has released a mousepad of the perv-kind that has soft squishy boobs that protrude as a kind of pseudo-write rest. You too can play with little 8 year old Rin’s boobies.

Thanks(?) danny, I guess we know what to get you for Christmas this year! Get your elementary school 3rd grader squishy boobie mousepad now at animate~

Rejoice, for here is born a new fetish! Sorry if this DVD cover is illegal in your country, I guess you’ll just have to close your eyes while I tell you what it’s all about. To explain this, we’ll need to examine the board room meeting at Soft On Demand porn-productions:

“Our perv customers are bored of schoolgirls and tentacles, what the fuck can we do next, people?”
“How about fucking a lion, sir?”
“Certainly, fucking a lion would be an impressive feat, but AV girls don’t grow on trees you know”
“How about forcing her to do random acts of perversion while a big scary male lion watches and gets turned on.”
“Tanaka-kun… you are fucking genius. Call Emi-chan, and get on to the local zoo about renting a cage, maybe they’ll throw in the lion for free”.

Behold, then click for big version. Fuck, I didn’t realise you could even rent lions.

Also on the DVD are some bonus challenges for this poor AV girl, like sex on a really fucking scary high wire bridge, and god knows what else. Respect. Still, fucking a lion *would* be impressive.

Via japanese bbs, erog! (Which is actually a really smart name of an amalgamation of ero meaning porn and blog. Wish I’d though of that)

I promise this is the last poo story for a while. The world just seems to be going a little shit-crazy right now. Japan has always been a little potty for it’s poo, mainly because the word for poo in Japanese (unko) means luck child. So having a poo is good luck, you know? I’ve seen golden doodie and shit-hats before, but this is just a wonderful idea for those of you who have had so much fun petting your nintendogs, but wished they’d make a whoopsie on your touch-screen occasionally.

Download unko for windows and you too can have your own swirlie to care and nurture! And try not to be too original and name yours Mr Hanky or anything, eh?

Seriously, I would love to download this and give it a try, but unfortunately I have a Mac… So maybe one of you pervs can download it and tell us all about how it changed your life, in the comments! Onegai shimasu~

Thank you, tokyomango, you are indeed good at finding this kind of crap!

Now returning to your regularly scheduled lolicon and weird fetishes.

Reported a while ago on that bathroom obsessed fetishist whose opened a restaurant in Taipei… here’s a mouthwatering picture of the desert!

Thanks TokyoMango! There’s another one for the list of things to do before I die:
* Get laid by a maid in Akiba
* Penis festival in random countryside Japan
* Eat ice cream poo in Taipei

Art? Sure, whatever. This is technically defined as グロ (guro) which is short for “grotesque”, and generally involves hacked off limbs and blood and stitches and sometimes even cuddly bears. So that makes it art, see?
Remember we did a thing a while back about guro going mainstream with a photo book called “damaged dolls”? This is much worse, but less real version of that. The image on the left is the tamest of all, since you all know I’m very careful about the kind of images I post on this blog. Ahem.

NSFW, and not for the faint hearted, lots more over at Japanese image and video BBS, ManiacX

A popular past time in Japan is the ancient traditional panty pulling war games. Such games are traditionally played during school sports day from an early age, to teach valuable skills that can be applied in an ever increasingly global work environment. Not really. But now you can bring a little panty-pulling fun to your workplace too, with this panty-pulling set from playave.com

Now that deserves a big yay, curtesy of tokyotimes!

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Reports are coming in of new maids now available!

After an extensive 9 and a half minute testing period, Tosheba decided to release to the general public their new line of service maids. “The new Fall models are 146% shinier“, says a spokesperv from Tosheba.

It’s just as Tower Records says: “No Maid? No Life!“