Fucked Up Japan

Photographic proof that Pikachu is a girl, and looking like she’s getting some thrills out of this little lot. An interesting experience for the ultimate poke-tard: Presenting the Pikachu Pussy Pleasure Plaza:

via japanese BBS - “ohayo omaera” (Which I would roughly translate as the “Morning You Bastards BBS”)

DannyChoo (original japanese story at 2channel itai news) reports on a Junior High School teacher who recently evaded multiple charges of sexual harassment by the rather ingeniously handing in his notice. Yes, this actually works in the Japanese education system. After working in a Japanese junior high myself, I seriously suspect that the schools here exist more for the teachers sake than for the students - teaching is simply an afterthought.

One day during 3rd period, the perverted gym teacher taught swim class by throwing golf balls into the pool, having students go fetch them and answer the questions written on them. Of the 40 balls he threw in, 3 had pretty f*cked up question on them - like “what is your bust size?”, “say the name of a boy you like” and “I want to have sex”. Admittedly, the last one isn’t actually a question, so it’s a good thing he was a P.E. teacher and not a language teacher.

Check out this guys site. He likes to spunk on anime figures and take photos of his little jizzed up plastic friends. There is so much wrong with this. Gives a semi-new meaning to the phrase “dude, check out that model, I am totalling wanking over her tonight”. What? You’ve never said that?

Not sure what bukkake is? From wikipedia, that well known and trusted of everything:

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (打っ掛ける, to dash [water]), and means simply “splash”. The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (ぶったまげる, “completely astonished”) or butchigiri (ぶっちぎり, “overwhelming win”). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling.[2] Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba.

On pornography websites, it is often claimed that the bukkake practice had its origins in a Japanese custom where adulterous men or women were ejaculated on and/or urinated on repeatedly in public. While often repeated in porn circles, there are no references that this has any basis in reality.

It is to be assumed that a significant factor in the development of bukkake as a pornographic art form was the mandatory censorship of genitalia (porn mosaic) in Japan. Since the directors could not show penetration they sought new, visually-appealing ways to approach sex acts that would satisfy the audience without violating Japanese law. Semen was not required to be censored, thus creating a loophole for harder sex scenes.

I’ve been conjugating verbs for fun lately, and its great what you can come up with, with just a little grammar…
So bukkakeru is the basic verb form… therefore bukkakerareta means “I was cummed all over”. There’s a word to use in Japanese 101 next class.

Thanks dannychoo for uncovering this weirdness

Finally, a real excuse for those all too common moments when you’re stuck with pants down while standing too close to your Pentium IV full tower case…. now when your mummy catches you, she’ll think you’re just diddling the maid!

Do you want her St@+5 too?? Tough shit.
Get your filthy maid-compooter pr0n @ akibablog

Quite quite shocking. I wonder if the kids would get into this van when offered some candy.

via dannychoo

Sweet… Here’s a video of the Candy Girl super expensive and super realistic love dolls showroom and factory. Somebody has also been kind enough to translate it into English! Yay for random person!

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via dannychoo

Another freaky fetish for your perusal - girl farts! Best explained by example I find, so check out this video after reading what a random japanese fart fetishist had to say about this girl:

Her fart sounds are very loud,great!! She wanted perform one’s farting in this video!! so she has pride of farting, really, it’s so good. she farted after she ate some Bulbs!!anyway,please try to watch and listen!

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The good news is, you can buy this one straight from j-list for only $40 (region free DVD). Oh yes. “Show me your shameful fart face” - topping the amazon best seller family movies soon.

Via the new Bizarre Japan site.

Remember kids - if you want to fart loud and great, you should eat some bulbs.