Fucked Up Japan

I’m a little stumped on what to say about this, truthfully.

Police arrested a man in Tokyo earlier this month after he was caught entering an elementary school. The police later found a collection of over 200 backpacks, recorders, recorder cases, and harmonicas stashed away at his place; apparently all belonging to girls. The man said he “had an interest in things owned by elementary school girls”.

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On the plus side, he just collected things rather than the kids themselves. Japan will never forget the man from Osaka who abducted a girl, raped and murdered her, then sent pictures to her mother on the girls mobile phone.

I wonder how they are going to explain this incident to the kids though. I guess a simple “he’s a strange man” will suffice.

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In ancient Nara-ken, back in 2004, there was an old woman. A very troubled old woman she was, for throughout the night she would stand on her balcony, scream and curse and play loud rancid j-pop anime music. In the morning she would walk around banging and shouting to get up. And throughout the day, maybe while she rested, her boombox would be showing the neighorhood who wore the oversize pants. As far as I can tell from the video, she’s mostly on about “hikkoshi”, or “moving house” and presumably isn’t too fond of her neighbors. The police sat on their arses for two years while the neighbors were tortured out of their elusive sleep (all sleep is elusive in overworked Japan, this bitch is just taking the piss to deny them even that). The video shows her reaching as high as 80db. I pity the poor foo’ that live next to that old hag.

Any ideas on her motivation?

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This girl Tecmo clearly throws the SNK Playmore girl off the top spot, I think you’ll agree. She’s shinier, wearing less, has super teeth, and is also appropriately collared.

So basically what I’m trying to say is, there’s a bunch more TGS cosplay photo’s from the Gizmodo.jp geek.

Akihabara News was there perving over the booth babes and managed to snap quite a few pics, so get yourself over there and check them out. I already picked out the hottest, what do you think? Ok, her teeth are a little ~meh.

I like the little collar / tag thing she has on that says “playmore”.

Also, gizmodo brings us the ultimate in witch-tech: the broom controller!

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Be sure to visit the new Hot J-Girlz site for daily cosplay and idols!

There has a been a long standing rumor about used schoolgirls panties being sold in vending machines, so I think it’s about time we set things straight with this malicious rumor….

…it’s true.

Flickr user Hebrew4sexy presents us with this sneaky snapshot as proof:

Actually, this isn’t very good proof. The kind of packages shown above are sold legally in nearly every adult store thats worth its vibrating balls, along with schoolgirl uniforms. The pictures may indeed be real - otherwise it would be false advertising - you can’t just repackage your grannies old diapers and say a high school girl wore them. Those of you that can read Japanese will notice that no part of the package actually says “high school girls”, just shows a picture of someone in a high school outfit. So these are perfectly legal.

There were stories of shopkeepers who would force girls to undress in front of the client, so they knew it was the real thing, but that was behind closed doors.

The truth is that even if a number of vending machines did exist in Tokyo, they have since been cracked down on. There really is no point of having them, other than a talking point for the tourists. In any city in Japan, you can get dial-a-whore, and many delivery sex services employ high school girls - but obviously don’t shout about it publicly. There are clubs, maybe not officially legal but operating in the open none the less, where you sit behind a 2-way mirror and pay to watch a high school girl undress. These are not stories.

On a lighter note, check out this video by the urban samurai, which portrays someone going out and buying some used panties.

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By the way, I got me a book recently called“The Japanese Disease: Sex and Sleaze in Modern Japan” (Declan Hayes). It’s a great read for anyone interested in the dark secrets of Japan, and it’s terrifying for anyone actually living here, believe - it has proper references too! Despite it’s textbook size and lengthy historical introduction, I was so riveted I read it in one weekend!

“The Japanese Disease: Sex and Sleaze in Modern Japan” (Declan Hayes)

Thanks to DannyChoo for the original link

Mainichi WaiWai shocks us again with an exclusive interview of a Tokyo S&M club worker who got more than they bargained for after a night on the town. The masochist, referred to affectionately as M, claims the existence of a members-only secret restaurant with a uniquely un-Cordon Bleu preparation ritual. Let’s call the place “Porking Duck” for arguments sake. With exclusive clientele who pay upwards of $1000 for one “meal” ($8000 for a pig!), Porking Duck takes orders beforehand and can bring a wide variety of animals to the table. Female animals cost extra.

After selecting your prefered animal, you go to the basement and carnally violate it. That’s means fuck, by the way. While your dinner guests watch. Then your conquest is prepared, cooked, and served to yourself and your party. What a better way to dine in class for the end of financial year office party - eating the pig thats been marinaded in your bosses love-juice. How very humbling - how very Japanese.

Tokyo - giving the term “spitroast pork” a whole new meaning.

(artists rendition of vile acts)

Radar Online has released a wonderful photo set from the underground Tokyo bars that cater for various sexiual desires. Like this one, where businessmen pay ¥40,000 entrance fee (the cost of an Xbox360, for comparison sakes) and get to watch foreign women swimming in a big tank, kind of like a curious alien aquarium. Sweet. Check out the site for a couple of other photos from interesting bars in Tokyo.