Fucked Up Japan

Mainichi WaiWai reports on the apparent flagrant practice of improper aquatic relations by Japanese seamen.
“Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point,” says Taro

Taro almost sounds like he’s joking, which is likely considering he’s an ex-fishermen comedian.. but he clearly has some experience personally:

“It’s shallow and there’s resistance at the other end, so the feeling isn’t that good,”

…referring to when he’s poking the manta in the pooper. Yup, it’s the boy-mantas he likes to violate, not the girl-mantas. Nice.

Seems there are videos that have surfaced from the recent Adult Expo that we covered a while back… these videos show a couple more products you might not have seen before. See if you can figure out what they all do - good luck!

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There’s also a ton of photos from Taro over at Kanojo Toys, so be sure to check them out too.

After the disappearance a few years back of the famous Hello Kitty Vibrator (a dodgy looking shoulder massager), Sanrio has finally given in to it’s Kitty perversions and released a new Kitty Vibrator! If there was any happier news this week, I must have missed it.

The cute little kitty is dressed from head to toe in special “vibrator” costume(ok, I made that up, since the official description just says “costume”), which includes 6 little nipples at the base for - well, who knows? And Kitty’s ears look rather exciting too ~

Available as a set of 6 colors from j-list but very limited in supply! Get your piece of history now! Makes a great christmas gift for the grandma!

[via japanprobe]

The problem with maid cafes, I’ve always considered, is that their whole business model is based on cafes, and I have just about zero desire to go to a cafe and pay for overpriced coffee and cakes when the local supermarket has everything I need and more. The only people who go to cafes are those who want to be *seen* in a cafe. Whatever. The point is, maid cafes don’t appeal to me.

But a maid casino! Hell yeah! At the new Akiba Guild maid casino in Akihabara, you can only trade chips for drinks, but still. Perhaps soon we will see underground maid casinos run by the yakuza where you can exchange chips for sexual services…

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[via samurai soapbox]

Kanojo Toys has just released two new “special” wank cups. The technical term is “ona-holes”, but since “ona” literally means masturbation and they look like cups, Wank Cups is a perfect translation. So what are these new ones then?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Memorial:

and each one grabs and twists you as you pump in and out.

$79 you say, for a grabby-twisty rooty-tooting good time? Bargain, m’lad. And if you want to display it above your fireplace, be sure to fit some LEDs inside so it glows like the one pictured above.

But tonight, I think I want some simulated anal action, can you help me out there Kanojo Toys?
You can? The Anal Ayano? Try saying that 5 times in a row.

Looks more like a butt plug to me….

There was apparently some cosplay at the recent wonder festival too! Who would’ve thunk it? Akibablog has us covered with a shit-ton of pictures.

I think it’s obvious that miss Gundam is a clear winner. Just imagine what she could do with those tubular fingers.

Yeh whatever, like you’ve never fantasized about getting some with a female Gundam.

Let me just clarify that purchasing one of these figures will make sure you never get laid in real life…

Want to see more pornographic erotic figurines? Who doesn’t?! Head over to Senaka Blog for coverage of all the exposed plastic nipples at the recent Wonder Festival 2007.