Fucked Up Japan

Via Kotaku: Gotta Catch This Car!:

Why not? There’s a Pika-plane, a Pika-school bus and now a Pika-Chrysler.

If anyone sees this roaming around America, be sure to Poke-fuck it up a little - why not? Pokemon really gets on my twisted titties sometimes, and seems to be the only thing keeping the Wii alive right now. I do own a Wii actually, and I can honestly say the games suck after the first 5 minutes. Anyone who has sustained a long lasting relationship with the little white piss machine needs to get their head examined. Of course, my views may change if they ever release a good game for it.

Cue Hordes of Nintendo fan-boys shouting Twilight Princess…
You know what, I actually bought my Wii after reading reviews of that game and wondering what all the fuss was about… As a regular gamer who has never played Zelda before, I can honestly it sucks donkey dick. I guess if you like 10,000 piece puzzles, you might enjoy the game a little, but for the rest of the gamer community who are more used to a staple of RPG style character development and fine combat, it just plain sucks. Yeh, pointing at the screen to shoot the bow was fun, but not enough to rescue it from non-burnables section of my trash.

Sorry this post was a little off-topic. That damn poke-car has put me in a bad mood. I must see it destroyed, preferably on YouTube.

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From Kotaku: THE iDOLM@STER-Inspired Sex Toys:

Preface: Not sure if these are real, but apparently these sex toys feature images inspired by characters in Xbox 360 game THE iDOLM@STER. The one on the left features a Yayoi Takatsuki knock-off, while the right one is either Ami or Mami Futami. Dunno, cause they’re twins! If you are interested in what the box says, hit the jump. The ick factor is SUPER high, so no asking what kind of sex toys these are.

In answer to this, they most likely are real. The box on the left states “The beautiful girls buri-buri hole”. Though I have no idea what buri-buri means, it’s probably just another wank toy for guys. I was at Don-Quihote (a chain discount store) a while back and saw a sample of one of these things. They’re basically just latex moulds and the idea is that the guy sticks his penis in and gets busy. Apparently they feel better than the real thing, but most are a lot tighter at least and usually ribbed (I guess in the same tradition of ribbed condoms feeling better for her, a ribbed hole feel better for him). These things are a sad necessity in the Otaku and nervous salari-man holding-pen that is Japan. They are also becoming common in porn films - usually the ones where the scantily clad nurse/maid caters for his every desire.

I wonder how one would clean it though ….

… Eugh~…

Again, thanks to Kotaku for this.

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A flickr group dedicated to hot japanese girls. What more can you ask for? Appears to have been flooded with about 10 pages of the same girl lately, but back in the archives there’s some more variety. Like this cutie:

Who is she? Answers in the comments please!

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I’ve been cleaning through my bookmarks today and just found this little gem which I meant to blog about a while back now and totally forgot about. Hand-Maid is basically a wank shop serviced by young girls (dressed in school uniform, if you wish). Currently they have shops in Osaka and Tokyo.

Basic price for a 30 minute session is around 6,500 yen, but you can add another girl into the mix for only an additional 5000 yen! Bargain! You can choose between having them wank you off, watching you wank off, or a mutual wanking.

So if you’re thinking of heading to Japan this Summer, see if they let foreigners in and post your results in the comments! Thanks!

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