Triumph Makes Bag Bra
jamie | November 17, 2006This remarkable new bra from Triumph transforms into a carrier bag with very little effort, in a bid to save the planet from imminent destruction by cutting down on the number of disposable plastic bags that women use.
I’m a little curious as to how one would actually go about making use of this though. Let’s look a few scenarios:
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Waiting in line, a seemingly ravenous young male puts his hand up his girlfriends shirt, and in one deftly swift movement, pulls back out holding just her bra, the girl gasping for more. Another flick of the wrist later, and all is forgiven, as the bra has now become an attractive non-disposable carrier bag. The checkout assistant stuffs two plastic bags into their basket of goodies just in case though.
A girl similar to the photo above goes shopping alone, wearing just bra and panties. After gathering an impressive audience, and reaching the checkout, she whips off her bra and shows the crowd her fantastic bag! The crowd, suffice to say, are looking elsewhere. It is now that Miss Environmentally Friendly realises she hasn’t actually put anything into her basket. Furthermore, she isnt even carrying a basket. She hastily escapes the gawking crowd and then spends 20 minutes in the loo trying to figure out how to change it back into a bra!
Whatever. This one does not quite rank on the list of “great ideas that will save the planet”. Try again, Triumph.
