Watch as an adorable father and daughter duo perform what one youtube uploader describes as “butt baseball”, as they each strip various layers of assorted shorts and flex their ass muscles. Entertainment at its best.

As one youtube commenter describes:

more Michael Jackson fappage

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More gay gundam porn @ SankakuComplex, or you could just go ahead and bid for the item at Yahoo Auctions Japan (currently at around $400). Original via Animekon.

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Just a reminder that one of my personal hobbies is to go around taking pictures of love hotels, so here’s a collection of (mostly) my own photos. You can access them at any time using our new super amazing NextGen wordpress gallery by clicking on the “Love Hotels” link up there.

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Story via Mainichi, Japanprobe:

KASUKABE, Saitama — A burglar apparently climbed through a toilet window and stole about 4,530 adult DVDs worth around 19.4 million yen from a movie sales outlet here, police said.
The owner of the Bee House Sengendai DVD store turned up for work just before 9:30 a.m. Wednesday to discover thousands of adult DVDs had been stolen.
“They stole the whole display,” the owner said.

According to the video, the thief got in via an unlocked toilet window. There is a lesson to be learnt here, people: whenever you go into a porn shop, ask to use their toilet,　then unlock the window but leave it closed. This is the true path of the rogue porn ninja. You have have much to learn.

Japanese are traditionally rather reserved when it comes to being intimate in public. Holding hands is OK, but anything beyond that, even a little peck on the cheek is out of bounds, and will be considered “meiwaku” (a nuisance) to those around you.

As you can see though school kids nowadays just don’t give a crap about those kind of rules.

Even the little ones are barefacedly defiant against the tradition~

.Caption in top right reads, I think “Look Mom! The kids can wash the car by themselves“.
Fortunately, gaijin (foreigners) like myself are forgiven for our barbaric ways… I warned my japanese girlfriend before we started going out that I would be kissing her (if not touching her up~) in public, so she was prepared. As for outdoor sex? It’s on my girls to-do list, but I’m not too keen on the idea of ants in my asscrack. I’ve seen a Japanese couple going at it once though - a businessman and a hooker in a pretty off-the-beaten-track hiking route in Northern Kyoto. Urgh, it was kinda gross actually. Annoying thing is, they were blocking the riverside hiking route we were walking down. Inconsiderate bastards. We couldn’t pass by any other route, and if we got any closer that they would know we had seen them… what do you do in a situation like that? We decided to backtrack our steps a little, then come around the corner again really noisily, so they would get the message there were people coming and they should bloody well clear off now. Maybe they really wanted to be seen though? Later at little mountain train station, they both went up to the bridge over the train tracks that connects platforms, and while guy stood behind the railings, the random hooker went down on him. His emotionless face scared me the most.

Some girls really don’t mind baring it all in public~ like this little cutie! Click the pic for more full size NSFW photos.

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A city employee from southern Japan has been demoted for viewing more than three-quarters of a million pornographic pages during work hours over a period of 9 months. According to the BBC, that breaks down to 10,000 a day, or a staggering 20 pages a minute! Even as a virile tech-savvy teenage boy I could only muster around 2 pages a minute, but that was perhaps due to the fact that I got porn through a 56k modem, and this particular government employee probably had fibre-optic ‘net. In fact, when you look at like that, he could have done a little better, I think. It should be noted however that the article mentions nothing about how many times he spunked over government furniture and/or junior female employees while viewing aforementioned porn.

As a result of his actions, his pay was cut by $200 a month! This is the nature of Japanese government - even if you spend your entire time at work looking at porn, that’s still only on about the same level as say, raping the prime ministers daughter - and hence only minor reprimands are admonished. Something more serious like disagreeing in public with your company superiors might warrant 30 lashes.

An example of porn he might have been looking at….

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Ace Combat for the 360 is shaming the world by releasing these specially gay Idolmaster themes for their airplanes. Not want. Please Japan, could you try projecting a slightly gayer image of yourself to the world? Could you, could you really?

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It is a little known global truth, a fact of evolutionary science if you will, that anything which vibrates is a better than anything thing which does not vibrate. Darwin’s fourth law, fucker. With this in mind, Japanese roboticists have created a wonderful cybernectic hand-enhancer which might possibly have severe long term side effects of acute arthritis - all for a cool $150. I say a bargain, but only if it has a variable speed “knob” (perhaps that big ass dial on the back?)

The view of it attached to a knob is especially intriguing. Especially since if that were a real knob, the back side would need to be surgically implanted into your stomach, and even if you achieved that Neuromancer like intimacy with a shiny metal hardware upgrade to your wetware, you wouldn’t even be able to stick it that far into her.

Or him. Sorry.

Frankly, my girl would scream in terror if I approached her wearing this penile vibrato ~ ~ ~ ~ exactly the required effect! (^_^)

Would anyone like me to sell these on ebay?
For the happiest moments in life, [kanojotoys.com]

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I have to tell you, after finally downloading that DokiDoki MajoShinpan (Exciting Witch Hunt) onto my hacked DS, I was thoroughly disappointed that after an hour of clicking around some stupid school and going through all that bullshit dialog, there wasn’t a singly titty in sight to massage are carefully establish if they were witch titties or simply underage girl titties. I’ll give it another go this week, and maybe I’ll actually get a decent gameplay video this time, but no promises.

Mayhaps this new “To LOVEru” ero-game, though rated only 15+, shall offer us a little more virtual booby squeezing. The story is based on a saucy manga/anime of the same name, about a high school boy and and alien girl (kind of like my x-files fantasy, I guess). They even sell the girls high school uniform on the official site for fake-cosplayers who can’t make their own.

Really thought - a 15+ rating!? Waaa~ Am I the only one who bases his game purchases on the ESRB ratings nowadays? I’m fucked if I’m putting anything less than a 17 on my gaming shelf…
via [kotaku], original @ [arumi moon - japanese blog], [official anime site]

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Akihabara has been in a poor state lately. The real geek stores are closing down and being replaced by expensive brand name stores attracted to the deluge of tourists; the police are cracking down on maids advertising their maidly services in the streets; foreign lolis are parading the streets, perverting the Japanese otaku with their Western loli ways… and now there’s a porn-star called Asuka hanging around, climbing on railings and opening her legs up for the world to see. Hooligans, I say.

The little harlot has even made her way onto national news! I think perhaps her real motive is to distract the police from bothering the maids as they ply their wares. It certainly doesn’t seem to be doing anything positive for the general Akiba PR, but more importantly - she’s clearly in her late thirties, and not in the slightest bit hot (compared with other Japanese girls that is, I mean she’s like a fucking goddess compared to most British or America girls you see nowadays).

Someone ought to point these dumbass Otaku to some real porn, like <blatant plug> TokyoTeens </blatant plug>.

via [akibablog]

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